The Best Joke Ever
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:56 pm
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee, who was indian, doesn't speak English and cannot understand him.
He does, however, question whether Brahman is punishing him. Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed.
The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer and muttering in Hindi.
The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
JWF
He does, however, question whether Brahman is punishing him. Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed.
The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer and muttering in Hindi.
The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
JWF