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Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:03 am**

This is very stupid, but still one of my favorite jokes.

A mushroom walks into a bar, sits downs and asks for a drink. The bartender looks angrily at him and says, "Get out we don't serve your kind here!" Mushroom asks, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:06 am**

Cor thats as bad as the hydrogen atoms joke, and also the halloween/christmas/mathematics one

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:22 pm**

How do you do the Elevator Dance ?

- It's got no steps!

What do Police Officers like to eat on their breaks ?

- Copcakes!!!

What do you get when you cross an elephant w/ a Rhinocerous ?

- Elephino!