This is very stupid, but still one of my favorite jokes.
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits downs and asks for a drink. The bartender looks angrily at him and says, "Get out we don't serve your kind here!" Mushroom asks, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"
mushroom
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Nibblet99
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Cor thats as bad as the hydrogen atoms joke, and also the halloween/christmas/mathematics one
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How do you do the Elevator Dance ?
- It's got no steps!
What do Police Officers like to eat on their breaks ?
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- It's got no steps!
What do Police Officers like to eat on their breaks ?
- Copcakes!!!
What do you get when you cross an elephant w/ a Rhinocerous ?
- Elephino!
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