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BE WARNED!
I don't how many of you shop at Sears, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become the

victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Sears in Glendale, and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say,

"No", and instead ask you for a ride to another Sears.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then, one

of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.

vector18 wrote: I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.

very noice!

great joke, but i always hear it end with, i got my wallet stolen on wednesday, thursday, twice on friday, and i couldnt find them on saturday.

Wednesday:
Salesguy: Oh you lost your old wallet? I hate when that happens.

Thursday:
Salesguy: Lost your wallet again? What do you do for a living?

Friday:
Salesguy: Ya know, Wal-Mart's wallets are cheaper than Sears...

Saturday:
Salesguy: Sorry we're all out of wallets, I bought the last ten or so yesterday afternoon.