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She's finally asleep...

#1 Unread post by Ryethil » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:27 pm

This is Laura and I'm sorry I'm log on into her account but I felt I should tell everyone to keep sending her replys but she is asleep. She fell asleep with her helmet in her arms but I moved it to the night desk.

I admit that I wanted her to be not only my lover but my "husband" so don't beat up on her too much for my mistakes. There has been several times she has stood up to guys 3 times her size and came out relatively unscathed. I guess I wanted it all and she was so willing. Now I have to learn to accept her and I don't think it will destroy us.

By the way, she's known as Pooh as in Pooh Bear as "the bear of very little brain." However, her heart is strong and kind. She is also known as Pooh for some book about the Tao of Pooh. She's been in Marshal Arts since she was real little and when she was in her teens, someone brought the book to class and everybody said she was "Pu" the uncarved block. Sort of fits if you know her long enough. The club wanted her to be the enforcer but her heart's to soft to actually do anything.

About the accident. she takes a lot of stuff for being so safety conscious so she had her what you call gear on. Just one piece failed and she still walked on that leg. It's her right knee and she now says that someone had sent her an ad for a real leg and knee brace that she should of worn. She's not bitter but realizes there could of been a better way

Anyway, a lot of people, I think correctly, felt the the SOBs should have died but she wouldn't let it happen so she grabbed me and we did what we could do to help. With a pocket knife and a soda straw she saved one of the by doing a emergency tracheotomy. With the other, she managed to do the impossible by doing CPR on a person with major chest injuries. Both are alive and breathing on their own though it will be a couple weeks before they have an idea of the true damage they suffered.

Anyway, I'm a real person and I now realized I abused the very person that I'm closest too.

I don't know how to make the smiley things work but if there was one for hope, I would use it now.
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#2 Unread post by Gummiente » Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:25 am

Ryethil wrote:By the way, she's known as Pooh as in Pooh Bear as "the bear of very little brain."
Oh, you are gonna get such a smack when she wakes up and sees this. :lol:
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#3 Unread post by Flipper » Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:30 am

This is just too much drama.... :roll:
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#4 Unread post by fireguzzi » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:20 am

Flipper wrote:This is just too much drama.... :roll:
So much that I am on the verge of calling it all B.S. :?

If it's not, then wow.
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#5 Unread post by Gunslinger » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:01 pm

Will Pooh ever ride again? Will the drunk driver who hit her ever awake from his deep coma? Will Pooh be able to forgive Laura's long term abuse? Find out next week on an all new episode of Dykes on Bikes. :D

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#6 Unread post by BuzZz » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:18 pm

Laura has nothing to worry about, but I think Gunslinger may be a deadman.
But a goddam hilarious one. :laughing:
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#7 Unread post by PacificShot327 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:35 pm

Gunslinger wrote:Will Pooh ever ride again? Will the drunk driver who hit her ever awake from his deep coma? Will Pooh be able to forgive Laura's long term abuse? Find out next week on an all new episode of Dykes on Bikes. :D
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#8 Unread post by Brackstone » Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:10 pm

LOL,

I have to agree there is a lot of drama but if it is a true story it's sweet so don't tease them too much! This place is usually a sausage-fest anyway it's nice to have more of the fairer sex :P
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#9 Unread post by Greg . » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:52 pm

Y'all .... FUNNY.
"... Dykes on Bikes. "
" ... sausage-fest ... "
I about spit out my drink!
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#10 Unread post by Johnj » Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:12 pm

This reminds me of Logitech 104 and 105.
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#11 Unread post by fireguzzi » Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:28 pm

Johnj wrote:This reminds me of Logitech 104 and 105.
My thoughts exactly.
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#12 Unread post by Nalian » Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:18 pm

Wow ya disappear for a few weeks. I'm so confused! :what?!:

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#13 Unread post by Ryethil » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:17 pm

Johnj wrote:This reminds me of Logitech 104 and 105.
Huh? Don't understand the reference.

As for Dykes on Bikes, we've taken so much sh*t for it when we started years ago that we're sort of innured to it now. You've never seen big strong HE-men have their masculinity threated by a couple of women who don't play the game. Or for that matter, women that are threated by our supposed rejection of "family values". I don't care if someone relies on traditional Het values. I'm bent the way I am and have been so all my life. You would be suprised by the number of women's motorcycle clubs that reject us and can't coherently tell us why. However, this was the final episode. You'll have to get your jollies somepalace else. :laughing:

No, she didn't get a smack for the Pooh reference. I have to live with it on a daily basis. I'm just glad that I'm a woman and can get away with it. But in the end, being known as Pooh just shows me that poeple care enough about me to single me out.

As for the rest, I am embarrassed that I panicked. The music group Rush said it best, "Being immortal for limited amount of time." I had always been in control and then my whole life changed. Strangers had control of it and weren't all that supportive. I suddenly had "no" future. Now I do and it's made me a stronger person.


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#14 Unread post by Amdonim » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:22 pm

I'm so confused right now.
It's all a lie and I just had some twisted reason for notoriety.
Which part is a lie?

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#15 Unread post by PacificShot327 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:28 pm

Amdonim wrote:I'm so confused right now.
+1 :(

Doesn't this thread qualify more for the soap box section instead of Total MC? *shrug*

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#16 Unread post by Wrider » Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:55 am

A lot of you guys are newer than us old innernet hands... lol
Logitech 104 and Logitech 105 refers to a kid who came online as Logitech 104 and was basically like any of us, wanted to learn to ride and such, 105 was his sister that came on and also learned and everything. Turns out he was a scammer, he posted up one day that she had been hit and killed, and we almost started a collection for the family. Members in the area hadn't heard anything about an accident so we started investigating. One of the members found his phone number, turns out he'd done the same thing to other forums, scamming them to make a quick buck off of collections.
Bad memories for a lot of us.
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#17 Unread post by RockBottom » Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:23 am

Wrider wrote:A lot of you guys are newer than us old innernet hands... lol
Logitech 104 and Logitech 105 refers to a kid who came online as Logitech 104 and was basically like any of us, wanted to learn to ride and such, 105 was his sister that came on and also learned and everything. Turns out he was a scammer, he posted up one day that she had been hit and killed, and we almost started a collection for the family. Members in the area hadn't heard anything about an accident so we started investigating. One of the members found his phone number, turns out he'd done the same thing to other forums, scamming them to make a quick buck off of collections.
Bad memories for a lot of us.
Strangely, I used to hang out in an IRC chat room about a decade ago where someone did the exact same thing. Must be some sort of mental illness that compels a handful of people to do that.
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#18 Unread post by dean owens » Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:43 am

Wrider wrote:A lot of you guys are newer than us old innernet hands... lol
Logitech 104 and Logitech 105 refers to a kid who came online as Logitech 104 and was basically like any of us, wanted to learn to ride and such, 105 was his sister that came on and also learned and everything. Turns out he was a scammer, he posted up one day that she had been hit and killed, and we almost started a collection for the family. Members in the area hadn't heard anything about an accident so we started investigating. One of the members found his phone number, turns out he'd done the same thing to other forums, scamming them to make a quick buck off of collections.
Bad memories for a lot of us.
i remember that. i think the tail end of it was happening right when i came on. remembered the story but forgot the names.
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#19 Unread post by Greg . » Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:30 am

Wow. What a sorry thing to do. :(

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#20 Unread post by Scott58 » Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:46 am

Having a hard time believing any of this and related posts. It's like some textbook stereotype read.
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