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She's finally asleep...

#1 Unread post by Ryethil »

This is Laura and I'm sorry I'm log on into her account but I felt I should tell everyone to keep sending her replys but she is asleep. She fell asleep with her helmet in her arms but I moved it to the night desk.

I admit that I wanted her to be not only my lover but my "husband" so don't beat up on her too much for my mistakes. There has been several times she has stood up to guys 3 times her size and came out relatively unscathed. I guess I wanted it all and she was so willing. Now I have to learn to accept her and I don't think it will destroy us.

By the way, she's known as Pooh as in Pooh Bear as "the bear of very little brain." However, her heart is strong and kind. She is also known as Pooh for some book about the Tao of Pooh. She's been in Marshal Arts since she was real little and when she was in her teens, someone brought the book to class and everybody said she was "Pu" the uncarved block. Sort of fits if you know her long enough. The club wanted her to be the enforcer but her heart's to soft to actually do anything.

About the accident. she takes a lot of stuff for being so safety conscious so she had her what you call gear on. Just one piece failed and she still walked on that leg. It's her right knee and she now says that someone had sent her an ad for a real leg and knee brace that she should of worn. She's not bitter but realizes there could of been a better way

Anyway, a lot of people, I think correctly, felt the the SOBs should have died but she wouldn't let it happen so she grabbed me and we did what we could do to help. With a pocket knife and a soda straw she saved one of the by doing a emergency tracheotomy. With the other, she managed to do the impossible by doing CPR on a person with major chest injuries. Both are alive and breathing on their own though it will be a couple weeks before they have an idea of the true damage they suffered.

Anyway, I'm a real person and I now realized I abused the very person that I'm closest too.

I don't know how to make the smiley things work but if there was one for hope, I would use it now.
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Re: She's finally asleep...

#2 Unread post by Gummiente »

Ryethil wrote:By the way, she's known as Pooh as in Pooh Bear as "the bear of very little brain."
Oh, you are gonna get such a smack when she wakes up and sees this. :lol:
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#3 Unread post by Flipper »

This is just too much drama.... :roll:
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#4 Unread post by fireguzzi »

Flipper wrote:This is just too much drama.... :roll:
So much that I am on the verge of calling it all B.S. :?

If it's not, then wow.
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#5 Unread post by Gunslinger »

Will Pooh ever ride again? Will the drunk driver who hit her ever awake from his deep coma? Will Pooh be able to forgive Laura's long term abuse? Find out next week on an all new episode of Dykes on Bikes. :D

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#6 Unread post by BuzZz »

Laura has nothing to worry about, but I think Gunslinger may be a deadman.
But a goddam hilarious one. :laughing:
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#7 Unread post by PacificShot327 »

Gunslinger wrote:Will Pooh ever ride again? Will the drunk driver who hit her ever awake from his deep coma? Will Pooh be able to forgive Laura's long term abuse? Find out next week on an all new episode of Dykes on Bikes. :D
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#8 Unread post by Brackstone »

LOL,

I have to agree there is a lot of drama but if it is a true story it's sweet so don't tease them too much! This place is usually a sausage-fest anyway it's nice to have more of the fairer sex :P
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#9 Unread post by Greg . »

Y'all .... FUNNY.
"... Dykes on Bikes. "
" ... sausage-fest ... "
I about spit out my drink!
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This reminds me of Logitech 104 and 105.
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