BEST BIT OF ADVICE YOU'VE EVER BEEN GIVEN?

[Gummiente]

"If you want to know what your sweetheart will be like in the future, take a look at her mother" - my Dad.

I really, REALLY wish I had listened to him with my first two wives.

[Sev]

Just because it seems like a good idea at the time, doesn't mean it is.

[Sev]

Measure twice, cut once. Some carpenter dude on TV.

When building an airplane, I learned that the rule was measure 3 times and make sure someone else does the 3rd measurment. Then cut.

Airplane parts are a lot more expensive than wood.

"Only hit submit once."

Was a good one too, haha

[ejshotgun]

Never pass out face up while Flying Colors!

[MrGompers]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[Nibblet99]

Don't eat yellow snow.....

if crude is the theme now....

Don't pee on an electric fence

[BigChickenStrips]

Don't eat yellow snow.....

if crude is the theme now....

Don't pee on an electric fence

dont sweat whats petty, dont pet whats sweaty.

[MrGompers]

You can't get rich selling to rich people. You get rich selling to poor people.

[Loonette]

If it's moving and it ain't supposed to, use duct tape.

As in the victims?!

My dad once said, when I asked for his medical opinion regarding vaccinations, "you can look as much as you want to the right and as much as you want to the left, and you'll find equally compelling arguments. But in the end you have to trust your intuition". It's the only worthwhile thing he ever said to me.

Cheers,
Loonette

[BuzZz]

Duck!