Why other riders don't wave back

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Z (fka Sweet Tooth)
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#11 Unread post by Z (fka Sweet Tooth) »

:laughing: those were great...
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My favorite was the, "kangaroo hide jumpsuit makes any position impossible except for fetal."
Of course I'm generalizing from a single example here, but everyone does that. At least I do.

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#13 Unread post by t_bonee »

Good stuff. The Goldwing ones were the best tho.
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#14 Unread post by Keyoke »

storysunfolding wrote:6. The espresso machine just finished.
I actually choked when I read this one - absolutely hilarious!!!
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#15 Unread post by Keyoke »

mydlyfkryzis wrote:Wow, you guys are blind to the beauty of a standard bike. Not only do you not wave, you don't include us in your jokes.
Or maybe it's because us standard riders ALWAYS wave?? :)
Don't give up.

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#16 Unread post by Stratus311 »

Holy Lord, the Gold Wing ones were definitely the best! :laughing:
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