June 10, 2006
Riding with another man………..and his lady.
I participate on another forum for the riding club I belong to. Sometimes rides are planned on the forum and there is always a good swap of information. Members can also plan things privately via the forum much like the PM’s on TMW.
An individual on the site (I shall refer to him as Starman), who is a member of the club, sent me a PM. He was wondering if I would like to join him for a ride. I was very flattered that he asked given that he is an experienced rider who doesn’t ride with the group very often. He prefers a smaller group of 2 or 3 bikes rather than the dozen or so we have sometimes.
I accepted Starman’s invitation for the ride, but I told him I already had a breakfast date with my brother for Saturday morning. I asked him if meeting him at 9:30 would be ok. He said it would. We made arrangements to meet at the Tim Horton’s near my brother’s place. Starman said he and his girlfriend (she rides pillion) would have their morning coffee and muffins at Timmies there instead of near where they live.
My brother always has a motive.

He asked me to bring my camera with me so that I could take some photographs of him while I was there. I guess it was worth having the camera bag strapped around my waist to get there, because he made a good breakfast and really good coffee. I didn’t put my famous blue crate on the bike, because I wanted to make a good impression when I met Starman for the first time. I just wanted to use my small rack bag for the day because I wasn’t planning on hauling any cargo. I left my camera and tripod at my brother’s to be picked up another time.
After breakfast and the short photo session, I left to meet Starman and his girlfriend. We made our introductions and then he gave me a brief rundown of what to expect on the ride. It all sounded good to me.
We “got our motors running, and headed for the highway”. We were “looking for adventure in whatever came our way.”
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
Starman led the way across the bridge and I kept pace with him easily. We had a nice ride happening until we got to the border crossing lineup. Although we were not crossing the border today, the access for Zero Avenue was blocked by the lineup. While we were practicing our slow speed balancing skills moving at a snail’s pace in the lineup, a big white Cadillac slowly inched by and then stopped when it came abreast of me. It didn’t move until I turned my head and saw an old lady smiling and waving at me. I waved back and then she moved on. Starman and I looked at each other and shrugged. We figured that maybe she was a rider in her younger days and was happy to see a woman riding. Starman leaned over and told me that up ahead was the turning lane and that when we got to the yellow gridded lines, that I should follow him. It’s time like that I sure do appreciate that a motorcycle is small and maneuverable. If we’d been in a car, we would have been there for much, much longer.
We crossed the grid and made our left turn onto Zero Avenue. We had barely started riding on Zero, when Starman stopped in the middle of the road. I moved up beside him where upon he pointed out that this had been the location where a tunnel had been dug and eventually found. Zero Avenue is the dividing line between Canada and the USA. Some enterprising folks had dug a tunnel under ground from a house on one side of the border to another house on the other side of the border. They were planning on smuggling drugs…most likely the famous BC Bud…Anyway, when they made their way into the house on the other side, the police were there waiting for them. So much for free enterprise.
We carried on along Zero Avenue for quite a long time. The destination for today was Cultus Lake, so it meant traveling back rural roads through some very pretty farmland. We passed the prison on the way and ventured into the villages in the valley. At one stop sign I happened to glance down at my speedometer. 15,000km. Wow! I made as if to talk, but Starman had already started moving. He made as if to stop but I gestured to keep going. A few meters (yards) past the stop sign he pulled over so I pulled up beside him. I told him it wasn’t anything important, but it was just a milestone moment. He and his lady thought it was worthy of stopping to acknowledge having ridden over 15,000km.
We made a pit stop for Starman and while we were still at the service station an old guy in a van dropped by to yak. He was intrigued by the two bikes. He thought they were Harley’s at first, but Starman soon set him straight. “Notice any oil dripping on the ground?” LOL
He was quite a character. He looked like he belonged in an era gone by. After he left, we mounted up and carried on into Cultus Lake. Starman knew exactly where he was going. I followed him into a parking lot where we stopped for lunch. It was extremely casual. We sat outside on the patio which was decorated with picnic tables. The washrooms were outside around the corner of the building. I was surprised by the quality of the coffee. Quite good, actually. We dallied there for a bit talking about some of our different experiences before moving off and riding around the lake. After we circled the lake, Starman led me into the Columbia Valley. It was so beautiful. I had never been in there before so I was somewhat in awe of the surroundings.
That is if you could ignore the wire fencing everywhere. The land was part of the Department of National Defense. It was to keep trespassers out, but unless it is electrified, it won’t keep anybody out who is nimble enough to climb a fence. Looking up to the mountainside, a visible scar could be seen. This was the dividing line between Canada and the USA. It reminded me of a time when I went hiking with some friends. We had gone out to the Skagit Valley to hike on a particular trail, which actually crossed into the USA. We all joked and speculated how easy it would be to smuggle something across the line via the hiking trail. But, we were all honest folks so it was never likely to happen.
Upon arriving back at the waterfront of the boat launch area, we parked our bikes for a few moments to snap a picture. Then it was back on the bikes to ride through another sleepy little vacation area before leaving Cultus and heading to Chilliwack. We rode over Chilliwack Mountain and along some frontage roads so as to stay off the freeway. Starman stopped again to explain that up ahead at the next bend in the road there is a hawk who hangs around there. He said that the hawk waits for the noise of the bikes to scare the rabbits out into the open so it can swoop down for dinner. The hawk must have been gallivanting somewhere else today for there was no sign of him. The rabbits were safe for another day.
After we came down from Chilliwack Mountain, we were faced with a construction zone. It must have been close to 3 km of gravel. I HATE GRAVEL.
“OK”, I tell myself, “you can do this”.
“Just remember to let the front wheel find its own way.”
“Keep the elbows loose.”
“You did that little dirt biking stint at the tulip festival, you can do this.”
“Slow and steady.”
Starman was quite far ahead of me, but I knew he’d wait, so I just kept going at my comfortable pace. When I arrived at the end of the gravel road pulled up along side Starman and very carefully put the kickstand down. We were beside some railroad tracks. Just as I was getting off my bike, I heard a loud whistle and turned to see the train a coming….heading down the tracks…I wondered if it was the midnight special.
We stood and watched the train go by; our eyes never leaving the scene. What is it about a train that is so fascinating?
After the train passed and the gate lifted, we headed across the tracks. Starman was leading us back home via a circuitous route and eventually onto a road I knew. It was a gently curving farm road into Fort Langley. We turned right at the stop sign and then an immediate left. I didn’t know where he was going, but I was hoping it was for coffee. I remember his lady had said she would like to stop for coffee. We turned right at the next stop sign and lo and behold…..an ice cream parlour/coffeeshop. We pulled past the cars to find ourselves at a row of bikes. The riders were all on the wraparound veranda talking, drinking coffee and shooting the breeze. Starman managed to squeeze his bike in between some Harley hang glider….or maybe it was an ultra glide…or a Heritage Softail….and a yellow sportbike with a fancy paint job.. I managed to park in between the yellow bike and an SUV.
I suddenly had the feeling I was being watched. I looked up to see all the men watching me. When I took off my helmet, and shook my hair out, there were several smiles and hellos. I smiled back and said hello and just kept walking through the door. It was the ponytail and knee pucks….and the lecherous leer……I ordered a cappuccino and while I was waiting Starman and his lady had secured a table outside. When my coffee was finally ready I went back outside to join them. By this time, the lech (ponytail and knee pucks) had moved over a bit and I sat down beside some other friendly guy. Starman’s lady, the friendly guy and I had a short exchange of conversation while ponytail and knee pucks cornered Starman. Starman didn’t seem to mind….at least it appeared that way. A couple of the other men asked about my bike and went to have a look at it. So far this was a nice place to be.
Well, it was…until Ponytail and knee pucks finally made his way over to me. The only word that came to mind was poser. No, not hoser….POSER.

He looked to be several years older than me, but attempting to look 20 years younger than he was. With his grey ponytail and trendy glasses…oh yes and don’t forget the red knee pucks on his leathers, he gave the impression of someone who thought he was so ubercool. He stood in front of me with his leathered pelvis jutted out and asked, “So, how do you like riding?”
(In my head I said to myself “I wouldn’t be riding if I didn’t like it”!) Outwardly, though, I smiled and said, “I love it.” It’s the best thing I ever did for myself.”
He then asked, “How long have you been riding?”
I told him, “A year and a half….I averted a midlife crisis.” I smiled as I said this because it’s a bit of a joke.
He then used the opportunity to start telling me about himself. He started riding a bit over 5 years previous….after he had his coronary. Yes, he had a heart attack and decided I needed to know that. He took stock and decided that he had never learned to ride a motorcycle so after he recovered from his heart attack, he got a bike…and leathers with knee pucks. I’m sorry, but he just looked so silly. This, this, this slimy guy with his (what he probably thinks it is) come hither posture trying to impress. I think Starman knew I was uncomfortable, because he suddenly got up and said we had better get going. All of a sudden ponytail and knee pucks got ready to leave as well. His was the yellow sport bike with the fancy paint job. He was at his bike and pulled on a matching yellow helmet. Of course the ponytail was hanging down the back. I asked him if I was in his way because he gave the appearance of being ready to leave. He shook his head no. I am somewhat slow getting ready.
I backed out and onto the road where Starman was blocking traffic. He had pulled out and done a u-turn to block the road to make it easy for me. What a nice guy. After I pulled out, Starman rode past me to the stop sign and I followed behind. Ponytail pulled out and got in behind me. At first I thought he was tagging along, but he didn’t turn right with us. Starman and I rode to the Albion Ferry where we were directed to the bike waiting area. I pulled up beside him, leaned over and said,”Thanks for getting us out of there.” He only had a quizzical look on his face for a split second, but then he twigged to what I was talking about and roared with laughter. His lady asked what was funny, and when Starman told her, she also had a good laugh. We didn’t have to wait long to get on the ferry. While we were on the ferry, we discussed the route we would use to get home. I followed Starman through Pitt Meadows, Port Coquitlam, Port Moody and finally to Burnaby where we turned to head South to the freeway. We pulled into a parking lot near where we would go our separate ways. Starman rode all the way to the end of the parking lot and did a u-turn and then stopped. So, I followed suit. I pulled up beside him and smiled as I said, “You just wanted to see if I could do a u-turn, didn’t you?”
He laughed at that. He said he wasn’t sure if was going to be able to do a u-turn. We chatted for a minute and talked about planning another ride. He said he had enjoyed riding with me. He told me I was easy to ride with. I took that as a huge compliment. We said our good-byes and Starman headed off with his lady into the sunset. I headed home because I had a date with “Jake”.
Or so I thought……..to be continued……..