New Frenchy

[French Jackass]

Le Lourdaud bonjour français, soyez bienvenus à T.M.W.
J'espère que vous aurez un temps agréable ici sur le Forum!

(I hope that's right?)

P.S. Look me up if you make it to Alice Springs Australia!

Some mistakes but it's fine. On the other hand the last sentence is perfect.
Thanks a lot everybody for this good welcome.