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BuzZz
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#11 Post by BuzZz » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:20 pm

I came up behind an escaped buffalo once. He was bookin' it down the middle of the road and not moving over for no one. I sure wasn't gonna pass him and had to follow the big, hairy bugger for 3 miles before he petered out and wandered off into a pasture for a snack.
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#12 Post by JC Viper » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:24 pm

This girl I wanted to hook up with has a dog and one day the dog was out by itself and I came close to running it's tail over or burning it with the right exhaust pipe. It's a tie between that and a garbage can rolling along side me in a heavy wind both doin around 10 - 15.
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#13 Post by MrGompers » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:25 pm

I saw a peacock here in Conn too. I wasn't aware they were native to New England. I came around a corner and boom there he was with all his feathers spread out.

On the highway I saw 2 boxes full of tomatoes in the middle of the lane. Had plenty of time to avoid it.

The weirdest one. I was riding at nite on some country road without street lights. Came down a hill and saw something hanging in the air. Slowed down and when I got closer I realized it was a bunch of ballons. They didn't have enough helium in them to fly away I guess.
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#14 Post by DirtyD86 » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:40 pm

one night in downtown athens (university of georgia town) there was a drunk passed out on the side of the road
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#15 Post by drevil » Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:06 pm

A drunk college student face-down and spread-eagle.
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#16 Post by TechTMW » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:28 pm

MrGompers wrote:I saw a peacock here in Conn too. I wasn't aware they were native to New England. I came around a corner and boom there he was with all his feathers spread out.

On the highway I saw 2 boxes full of tomatoes in the middle of the lane. Had plenty of time to avoid it.

The weirdest one. I was riding at nite on some country road without street lights. Came down a hill and saw something hanging in the air. Slowed down and when I got closer I realized it was a bunch of ballons. They didn't have enough helium in them to fly away I guess.
Man that reminds me of another one. One day last summer I saw a small overturned utility truck in the street - It had been carrying bottled water, and of course there was water and bottles all over the street.

The EXACXT SAME DAY about 15 minutes later, ON THE SAME ROAD, I saw that someone had sideswiped a street-vendor's kiosk and there were Kitchen type sponges all over the road. All different colors ...

It was like a twilight zone episonde ... :shock: :laughing:
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#17 Post by Tim B. » Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:53 am

Big B wrote:around the montello/princeton area them suckers are everywhere, i damn near pasted one with the mustang memorial day weekend
Big B I was on county trunk R between Lebanon and Old Lebanon. I have seen chickens, turkeys, dogs, deer, cattle..you name it, any kind of farm stuff..but that peacock was a first for me.
I don't mind a little junk in the trunk!
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