Bike Storage : What does anyone without a garage do?

[snwbrdr]

im on campus and football games are a big deal, an upset usually results in a decent amount of vandalism and every once in a while a mob will flip some cars, so on football days se sleeps in the livingroom. most nights though she just sleeps on the sidewalk unless i get off my tired lazy butt and put 'er on the porch.

[MotoF150]

Most bikes have gas cap locks, but I would worry about some lowlife pouring dirt or sand in my engine thru the oil cap.