In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a schoolteacher and requested an immediate dismissal of her case so she could get to the school on time.
A wild gleam came into the judge’s eyes. "You’re a schoolteacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I’ve waited many long years to have a schoolteacher in this court. Now sit down at that table and write ’I will not drive through red lights’ 500 times!"
Let me get this straight... it's one down and four up, right?
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