Kidz N Church

[BuzZz]

A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little
girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her
mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl
voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point...