joke (a bit lengthy)

[spinner]

This day in age, more and more people are going to hell when they die instead of heaven. So, God decided to lower the requirements you have to meet in order to make it past the great gates. One such way is if you die while experiencing the worst day of your life, you will be admitted into heaven as long as the angel at the gate approves it as being a bad day.

Meanwhile, down on earth a man comes home from work early to his 26th floor apartment to find his wife in the kitchen naked, surprised, and scared. The man is sure his wife is cheating on him, and this time he will find that S.O.B. and set him straight once and for all.

After searching the place thoroughly he discovers a man hanging off the railing of their balcony. In a fit of rage, he grabs the fridge and pushes it off the balcony. The fridge and the guy fall 26 floors and the man is killed on impact. Unfortunately for the husband, he suffers from high blood pressure and all that excitement causes him to drop dead of a heart attack.

Back at the gates of heaven, a man approaches the angel. The angel asks, “How did you die?” The man says, “I always suspected my wife of cheating. Today, not only did that get confirmed, I died of a stinking heart attacked when I got my revenge. It was truly the worst day ever.” The angel says, “That sounds like it to me. Go ahead.”

The next man walks up and the angel asks the same question. The man says, “I was watering my flowers on the balcony of my apartment when I slipped and fell over the edge. Luckily I was able to grab onto the balcony below, but when I cried out some crazy jerk came after me with an entire fridge which I was crushed by after falling 26 floors. What a way to go, huh?” The angel approves and allows the man to go in.

At this point the angel is confused, but before he gets to sort things out another man walks up. The angel sighs and asks, “And how did you die?” The man hesitates for a second and says, “Picture this… I’m naked and hiding in a fridge.”

[SuperRookie]

Funny

[bok]

hahaha

[younggun]