Don't overtake on Double lines, OR....

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Don't overtake on Double lines, OR....

#1 Unread post by CentralOzzy »

Don't overtake on Double lines....or....THIS may happen to you:

CRASH

(Click the word crash) & then there's this:

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How do these people live long enough to reproduce? You would think eventually that gene would wipe itself out if it causes the carriers to act like this..... and then film it... :roll:
No Witnesses.... :shifty:
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Every now and then I feel a little inadequate that I don't tailgate and I rarely pass anyone unless they make me... and then CentralOzzy posts one of his videos and I feel just fine about myself again.
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BuzZz wrote:How do these people live long enough to reproduce? You would think eventually that gene would wipe itself out if it causes the carriers to act like this..... and then film it... :roll:
It's a dominant gene, so only one of the parents needs to pass on this particular... expression of the gene to create a total moron.
Sort of like roller pigeons, during mating they do a rolling display, some roll short, some roll long, if two long rollers mate... well the kids won't pull out and just slam into the ground.

Thanks to Thomas King for that one.
Of course I'm generalizing from a single example here, but everyone does that. At least I do.

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#5 Unread post by BuzZz »

Hhhmmm, I didn't mean filming the reproduction, I meant filming the death-stunts. But I see where your coming from.

You pervert, you. :wink:
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Sevulturus wrote:
BuzZz wrote:How do these people live long enough to reproduce? You would think eventually that gene would wipe itself out if it causes the carriers to act like this..... and then film it... :roll:
It's a dominant gene, so only one of the parents needs to pass on this particular... expression of the gene to create a total moron.
Sort of like roller pigeons, during mating they do a rolling display, some roll short, some roll long, if two long rollers mate... well the kids won't pull out and just slam into the ground.

Thanks to Thomas King for that one.
And I was thinking you were a Harris fan. :) King is probably the better read anyways.
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