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Shorts · #11 Unread post by **Shorts** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:10 pm

I can feel your pain. I had theives and vandals zero in on my truck for a few weeks. They got a rude surprise the night dad and I camped out with the shotguns.

cruisinflatout · Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:13 pm

Who'd you "pee" off that this keeps happening? Just curious because this seems to be occuring again and again - seems like a vendetta of some sort (or a bad neighbourhood)

Kaiser Soze · Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:17 pm

I planted a mugger's forehead *very* forcefully into the brick wall outside of my bank one night last year. He immediately decided to take a long nap while I strolled back to my vehicle.

I'll have to agree with roscowgo. GREAT description BTW man. Rapidly decelerating their heads. I'll have to remember that one!

Demonstration:

camthepyro · Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:30 am

A brick wall might rapidly decellerate their heads better, but a glass window will cut them up pretty badly.

#15 Unread post by **Kal** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:58 am

Cam speaks my language.

Nibblet99 · Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:36 am

True, but glass windows will get you a repair bill, and vandalism charges too.

Brick walls on the other hand are more of a catalyst, than a reagent, in the head deceleration business, and are therefore re-usable. Should the need occur.

roscowgo · #17 Unread post by **roscowgo** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:41 am

Any updates on your neighborhood scuzzbuckets kal?

#18 Unread post by **Kal** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:37 am

No more damage. I'm considering buying a cheap CCTV system to watch over it and then refixing HT leads to the trike as bait.

As for the window, that can always be replaced and the incident described as an accident. I like the idea that scumbags are reminded they are scumbags everytime they look in a mirror. I've never been someone to wish other people dead, I feel that train of thought is lacking in imagination - it's much better to leave your enemies alive and suffering...

CNF2002 · #19 Unread post by **CNF2002** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:18 am

Probably a couple of neighborhood kids, bored and messing with you for kicks.