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> The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an
> enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims,
> "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the
> Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days
> But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.
> What is your first request?"
>
> The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my
> horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before
> the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and
> the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver
> returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
>
> As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the
> Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
>
> The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's
> impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse,
> but I will still kill you in two days. What is your
> second request?"
>
> The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse again..
> Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in
> the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across
> the plains and disappears over the horizon.
>
> Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver
> again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette,
> even more attractive than the blonde.
> She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
>
> The following morning the Indian Chief is again
> impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents,
> and have a very wonderful & intelligent horse..
> but I will still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?"
>
> The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse,....alone."
>
> The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is
> brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're
> alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
> looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen
> very carefully..for the last time, you dumb a$$ !!
>
> Bring POSSEE !!!!!!
