A Police car pulled alongside a speeding car ...
A Police car pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway.
Glancing at the car he was astonished to see that the young lady behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the cop rolled down his window and shouted "Pullover!".
The young lady rolled down her window and yelled back "No, it's a scarf!".
Speeding car.
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norsseman
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Speeding car.
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Corny and funny, but why don't you put them all in the same topic???
Instead of making a new topic for each one just make a topic for corny jokes, or something along those lines. It will save people from opening up ten different topics to read ten different jokes...
I try to put all of my jokes into the "a funny..." or " 'nother funny..." topics...
Just a suggestion...
Instead of making a new topic for each one just make a topic for corny jokes, or something along those lines. It will save people from opening up ten different topics to read ten different jokes...
I try to put all of my jokes into the "a funny..." or " 'nother funny..." topics...
Just a suggestion...
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Two wheels move the soul!"