lol thanks for the bar shots guys

Unfortunately, no room in our place for a nice cabinet setup

We're still old school - buy a bottle the day you want it.
As for the hangover cure, there's none. Time, that's it. You can either puke up as much alcohol as you can, but the only way to get it out of the system is to let your body do the job. If your stomach won't let you keep anything down the next morning, no fighting it, you hae to wait it out until it lets you.
By the time you realize this should be your last drink, you've had 2 too many. The one right before is already down, and the one your downing is piling on. Best bet, put it down, puke it all up and drink ice water.
The most sane, difficult and least fun way to drink and not be hungover is alternate alcoholic and nonalcoholic drinks (preferrably water). Eat heavy food just before drinking, and right after (I'm recalling my nights out at the dancehall, chinese for supper, whataburger at 3am).
Now, the ultimate way is if we could all go back in time and be able to drink like we're in our early 20s again
