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pinger05 · #11 Unread post by **pinger05** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:22 am

I AM THE CRAZY ONE

But in my relationship I am the crazy one.

My wife is looking at the laptop computer right now laughing so loud that I think she might be having a psychotic episode waving her hands round like she is plugged into the wall. But I am the crazy one.

She drives "The Minivan of DEATH" everywhere she goes. It has spiders waiting to jump out of the air ducts, lights that wont turn off, and some lights that refuse to come on. But I am the crazy one.

No really I am the crazy one. I subject myself to the most inhumane toucher known to man. WORK - the other four letter word. See I AM the crazy one!

Candy750 · #12 Unread post by **Candy750** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:49 am

My husband says that women have a chemical imbalance, and all women are crazy. He belives that you need to just find one that you think you can handle the ups and downs with and that loves you.

I think all men just want to have a woman who is under 25. I am guessing that young trumps crazy.

roscowgo · Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:03 am

Naw can't move out CNF....really do love the girl. Suspect ill be married to this particular crazy lady.

as requested: Middle of the night oddities.

1. In a perfect clair huxtible imitation "aint nobody gonna tell me bout no bucket o brains"
2. While having a nightmare fight with a turkey" Why turkey *sob* i never did nothin to You! why do you do this to me? Now get on that treatment plan!"
3. While sleeping with her eyes open. " Damn you, why did you put the broccoli away. I was taking that to the hairdressers." (immediately went back to sleep.
4. While snoring away, reached across her body, grabbed me by the nose...and proceeded to squeeze once every 10 seconds.
5. Last night, woke up at 3 am and immediately started trying to find the bathroom in the closet.

6. While in one of those half awake states "stop it" me of course "huh? wazzat?" Her"I wanna be a real girl, no more pears."

that should get you a nice chuckle.

CNF2002 · #14 Unread post by **CNF2002** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:46 am

Candy750 wrote:I think all men just want to have a woman who is under 25

So say all the men who don't have one. The ones that do say nothing, too upset that their trophy wife spent their entire relationship at the goth club spending his hard earned money before taking half of it to move in with the bartender.

I'll take the ones over 40 thank you very much. They're alot more fun!

camthepyro · Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:06 am

I'd rather stick with the one's under 25... at leat until I myself am older than 25. My gf gets mad when I tell her I'm probably not going to be "in the mood" alot when we're over 50, she doesn't get that people get more and more wrinkly, and more and more saggy as they get older, lol. (no offense to anyone of 50, it's a generic number, plus, it's a joke).

jstark47 · Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:30 pm

Candy750 wrote:I think all men just want to have a woman who is under 25. I am guessing that young trumps crazy.

Nah, not so. The younger ones can be crazy and have energy. For mature women, it's more just a verbal thing during commercials......crazy by itself is definitely better than crazy + energy!

Candy750 · #17 Unread post by **Candy750** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:31 am

Well, that does make me feel a little better. We have a trend among some of our customers - men over 40 - 50 who built a business, get nasty divorce, show up with a new GF 23-24... It used to be rich guys, guys on tv... Now it's everywhere! I guess I never noticed till I was 43.

Everyone thinks I am at least 10 years younger than I am. Most recenlt our HR person noted I filled out some forms incorrectly...I said I think I know my own birthday!

I still have to show my id to buy beer, think I am in pretty good shape, stil wear a size 4... But when even I see those sweet young things, I get a little scrambled and feel like an old toad!

As for crazy guys and crazy guy behavior - nah! there's none of them out there!!

jstark47 · #18 Unread post by **jstark47** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:48 am

Candy750 wrote:But when even I see those sweet young things, I get a little scrambled and feel like an old toad!

I saw the picture you posted of yourself a while back. You're definitely not an old toad

(...and being happily married, that's as far as I can go in that direction!!!!

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Candy750 wrote:As for crazy guys and crazy guy behavior - nah! there's none of them out there!!

Hey! I just do whatever the voices tell me to do!!!!!

Candy750 · #19 Unread post by **Candy750** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:54 am

Awww, shucks, jstark

Thanks.

I guess what I meant was that I think what you guys percieve as "crazy" is sometimes "insecurity". Think of comparing reality to tv, celebrities, movies... In our heads we know it's all airbrushing and lighting... But sigh, we wish we had those assets!

We know you like those assets....

Men merely have to shower and shave to be fabulous! But leave those goatees!

I think rosco's girl is just sharing her dream thoughts. I think that's really sweet!

As for the girls that can't stop talking, they are enveloping themselves in a blanket of security. Just afraid of the uncomfortable silence.

Unless it's during an argument. I am a firm beliver that saying less is the best policy in an argument. And five minutes for an argument is about all I can muster. Ain't nothing worth arguing much past 2-3 minutes over...

Camthepro - wrinkly people "get in the mood" too...my assistant is 62, and oh, she tells me waaay too much information

jstark47 · #20 Unread post by **jstark47** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:37 am

Candy750 wrote:In our heads we know it's all airbrushing and lighting... But sigh, we wish we had those assets! We know you like those assets....

"Assets" get real boring very quickly, unless there's someone home upstairs. Personality, wit, intelligence, character - those are the essentials of the "package". "Assets" are just decoration - entertaining decoration to be sure, but just wrapping on the outside of the package!