A man walks into a bar...

[Apollofrost]

Its late one friday night in a Florida bar and just before it is about to close a big mean looking guy with a scar running down the left side of his face walks in. This guy is huge, and I mean huge with a capital "Oh my god is that a mountain or a person?". To top it all off he has a chain wrapped around his right hand and attached to the other end of the chain he has the biggest aligator the bartender has ever seen. The man walks up to the bar, raps the chain on the wood and says "Do you serve lawyers here?"

"Yes...." says the bewildered bartender.

"Good! then I'll have a beer and a lawyer for ma' gator."


The End


You know, telling jokes about lawyers doesn't scare me, it's jokes about obsessive compulsive people that make me a little wary. Because when they start writing letters, they don't stop.