Actual Country Song Titles

[poppygene]

1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

2. How Can I Miss You, If You Won’t Go Away?

3. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed

4. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, ’Cause I’m Kissing You Good-bye

5. I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling

6. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

7. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

8. I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car Don’t Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal

9. I Keep Forgetten’ I Forgot About You

10. I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better

12. I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

13. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

14. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here

15. Please Bypass this Heart

16. If I'd Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

17. Mama Get a Hammer (There’s a Fly On Papa’s Head)

18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

[Chick]

By Vince Gill and Rodney Crowel:
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your a$$ out all day long

[poppygene]

By Vince Gill and Rodney Crowel:
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your a$$ out all day long

That's maybe the best of them all!