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I was about to get jumped on a freshman friday thing in high school. I fought back and the police school had me committed to a psychologist where they injected me with some weird crap to get me to calm down. I'd rather be tazed than drugged. The bastards got to stay in school while I was spending 3 months for bull.

Now all of you know why I am increasingly bitter day in day out especially against cops. I would gladly kill one now after digging up old files of my discharge papers.

Ooh such nice doggies :laughing: how could you taze them?
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Mad Mark's Book OF Child Care

Chapter One " The pre teen years" only 2 words "Duct Tape"

Chapter Two "The teen Years" only 2 words "Cattle Prod"

Chapter Three "Sanity" When you are almost ready to lose it because of your kids then go for a ride.

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AND the shock part of the dog fence system is only a "correction". You train them to hear the beep the colar makes, recognize "correction" is iminent, and back off the boarder till the beeping stops. Typically, they don't get shocked once they are trained. Two of the dogs never need to check, or get correction. They stay in the yard no matter how long the fence is down. It's only the lab that seems to check daily..and he may "know" it's down, as he doesn't hear the beep.
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Candy750 wrote:AND the shock part of the dog fence system is only a "correction". You train them to hear the beep the colar makes, recognize "correction" is iminent, and back off the boarder till the beeping stops. Typically, they don't get shocked once they are trained. Two of the dogs never need to check, or get correction. They stay in the yard no matter how long the fence is down. It's only the lab that seems to check daily..and he may "know" it's down, as he doesn't hear the beep.
The same principle with e-collars. It's a training tool, not a punishment device. Our dog trainer only facilitates the purchase of these things for owners who have been "trained" themselves.

Of my two dogs, the pit bull/boxer mix is a gentle creature who almost never gets zapped, and when he does, only at the lowest level (10%). The german shepherd on the other hand gets massive doses on a daily basis. His play drives are so intensely high that the shock is water off a duck's back. He's a real handful in training class as he's strong as a bull. We thought he was aggressive at first, but he's just a big doofy goofball with canine attention deficit disorder. The e-collar is just the electronic substitute for a strong yank on a choke collar.
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JCViper528 wrote:Ooh such nice doggies :laughing: how could you taze them?
You live with DoofyDawg for 24 hours, then ask me that....!!!
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asiantay wrote:Of course, the cops weren't exactly ... smooth about it either. Go figure.

ROFLMAO :lol:
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poor DoofyDawg.

There is a guy up this way who had like 20 german shephards and he was livnig in a bus. The dogs are all up for adoption. There was one that looked like your Doofy. If I had more house, I'd go get one.
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Shorts wrote:The way some people yell and carry on I'd taser them just so they shut up.
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Keep in mind, these videos don't show the rest of the story.

When I was teaching kinder, there was a girl in the class across the hall who threatened to stab herself with a pencil if she didn't get her way. Another kid told her "No!", and the little b1tch stabbed herself in the bicep. Three times. Three bleeding holes. Then she told the kid who refused to give her what she wanted it was all his fault. Tazering the 6-year old was a good choice considering the possible alternatives.

As for the biting woman in the car, she was resisting arrest. She was advised she was under arrest and told to put her hands behind her back. She refused to do so. She turned to face the officer and put a hand up in his face. She had not be searched for a weapon, so that was still a valid possibility. Had a taser not been available, she would not have gotten that far. Without a backup with a taser, it would have been a very short video. She either would have been givien a concussion with a wand, nightstick or Maglite, or she would have had her legs swept back and her head face-first in the V formed by the upper door frame and the A-pillar, at risk of a broken neck. She's lucky the taser was all she got.
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