2006 - A valley girls year in review...

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#1 Unread post by **Kal** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:44 pm

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing toprint labels... Helllloooo!!!... bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March - Got really excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go waterskiing.... couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is"C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911..."duh" there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

#2 Unread post by **Koss** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:26 pm

Its so wrong im laughing at this, but soooooo funny too.

qwerty · #3 Unread post by **qwerty** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:37 pm

It's fake. If a vallry girl really wrote that it would have the word "like" in it 27 times.

#4 Unread post by **Kal** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:34 pm

I bet you told the other kids in class there was no Santa Claus too...

qwerty · #5 Unread post by **qwerty** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:52 am

What do you mean there's no Santa Clause?