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Redneck Medical Terms

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RED NECK MEDICAL TERMS


Benign......................What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria...................Back door to cafeteria.

Barium.....................What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan..................Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize................Made eye contact with her.

Colic.......................A sheep dog.

Coma.......................A punctuation mark.

D&C........................Where Washington is.

Dilate......................To live long.

Enema.....................Not a friend.

Fester.....................Quicker than someone else.

Fibula......................A small lie.

G.I.Series................World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail..................What you hang your coat on.

Impotent.................Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain..............Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane.

Morbid....................A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates..................Cheaper than day rates.

Node.......................I knew it.

Outpatient.............A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear...............A fatherhood test.

Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative.......A letter carrier.

Recovery Room......Place to do upholstery.

hole..................Damn near killed him.

Secretion...............Hiding something

Seizure...................Roman emperor.

Tablet....................A small table.

Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor....................More than one.

Urine.....................Opposite of mine.

Varicose.................Near by/close by
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"Enema.....................Not a friend."

i don't see anything wrong with this one.
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