WHY????

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Ride it like you stole it You know what it means,BUT
Who the Hell came up with this one. If I stole it I would ride completely legal as not to attract attention.

Why did Harley build a rigid Panhead from 48-57 but not publish a manual until 72?

When looking at a bike in a shop and they ask me 2 cycle or 4 cycle I leave because of their high pressure sales I only wanted 1 cycle!

Why is the head still called the top end on a boxer? and not the side end??

If you race same bike on flat track and drags, Why isn't it a dual sport?

Why is a Gold Wing built in Marion Ohio by members of the UAW still a japanese bike? Or Kawis from Lincoln?

Why aws a JAWA built in the Mexican plant still called an East European bike?

Why are Dakotas called an English bike when they are made in Scotland?

SO are Royal Enfields English or Indian?

Is a Harley built in San Palo still an American bike?

Why did Harley start using Jappanesse parts in 1952,but AMF got the blame?

If a Triumph shifts on the right side,does a Honda shift on the wrong side?

Why do Harley riders wear $1500 of leathers and no helmet, while Sport bike riders wear a $500 helmet and shorts?

Why does a Boss Hoss get less milage than a Chevy with the same engine?

Why over the past 30 yrs has auto milage tripled but bike milage haS STAYED ABOUT THE SAME?

Why does the law require eye protection on a faired bike but not in a convertable car?

If a higher percentage of car deaths are from head injuries than bike deaths Why no helmet law for cars?

If its a rice burner why will it still run on ethenal made from corn?

If TT is for Tourist Trophy Why didn't I get trophy when I went to Manx? I mean I was a tourist.

If Sturgis was started by Indian riders/ Why is it a Harley run??

If its a flat head why does it have fins?

If the American marques are known as Milwalkie Iron and Springfield Steel.does this mean one is still stuck in the iron age?

If Kawasaki let The Good Times roll, howcome I never saw JJ on one??

If I live closer to Canada than Mexico Why is everything also labeled in Spanish but not French?

And why is the Canadian River in Texas?

Why isn't a quarter horse motor as powerfull as a quarter horse ?

If MC is motorcycle club Why isn't the USMC the largest?

Why do Insurance companies want to know the engine size of a Harley in cc but a Chevy in cubic inches??

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If a higher percentage of car deaths are from head injuries than bike deaths Why no helmet law for cars?
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Good point ( if true ), make everybody wear helmets !

[Skel3tor1]

Why do Harley riders wear $1500 of leathers and no helmet, while Sport bike riders wear a $500 helmet and shorts?

This made me laugh.

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Why are used bikes w/kph speedos advertised as low milage?

Why are there 5 ways to size a MC tire?
1) old inch ex-26X4.00 19
2) new inch ex-5.10X16
3) old metric ex-100/80 19
4) new metric ex-80/100 19
5) alpha numeric ex-MN90 19*

*sizes used for illustrative purposes 1) - 5) are not same size