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Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:32 am

Happy Canada Day

#2 Unread post by **fireguzzi** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:43 pm

Canada day?

What is that?

Do you guys just stay out of work for the day to drink beer and play hockey?

Eh?

Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:46 pm

Well...hockey season is over.

But yes....for a lot of people it's a day off work.....but a lot more of us it's about being proud to be Canadian.

ceemes · #4 Unread post by **ceemes** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:59 pm

fireguzzi wrote:Canada day?

What is that?

Do you guys just stay out of work for the day to drink beer and play hockey?

Eh?

Think of it as the 4th of July without the hyperbole.

#5 Unread post by **dr_bar** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:59 pm

fireguzzi wrote:Canada day?

What is that?

Do you guys just stay out of work for the day to drink beer and play hockey?

Eh?

We just picked the first of July so we could party a few days earlier than you

#6 Unread post by **fireguzzi** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:44 am

dr_bar wrote:
fireguzzi wrote:Canada day?

What is that?

Do you guys just stay out of work for the day to drink beer and play hockey?

Eh?

We just picked the first of July so we could party a few days earlier than you

A few days earlier so you can have enough time to get down here where the REAL party is.

But uh..... you guys bring the beer, OK?

Gummiente · #7 Unread post by **Gummiente** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:54 am

fireguzzi wrote:But uh..... you guys bring the beer, OK?

Last time we did that was in 1812 and we ended up burning down your White House. You sure you want us back for a visit?

-Holiday · #8 Unread post by **-Holiday** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:46 am

Gummiente wrote:
fireguzzi wrote:But uh..... you guys bring the beer, OK?
Last time we did that was in 1812 and we ended up burning down your White House. You sure you want us back for a visit?

actually it was 1814, and technically, it was done by the British.

Any they were just salty that we burned Toronto ( York) first

#9 Unread post by **Sev** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:26 am

Oh, come back, proud Canadians
To before you had TV,
No hockey night in Canada,
There was no CBC (Oh, my God!).
In 1812, Madison was mad,
He was the president, you know
He thought he’d tell the British where they ought to go
He thought he’d invade Canada,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Washington....
And burned down all his stuff!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we’re the one’s that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

Us hillbillies from Kentucky,
Dressed in green and red,
Left home to fight in Canada,
But they returned home dead
It’s the only war the Yankees lost, except for Vietnam
And also the Alamo... and the Bay of... ham.
The loser was America,
The winner was ourselves,
So join right in and gloat about the War of 1812

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we’re the one’s that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

In 1812, we were just sittin’ around,
Mindin’ our own business, puttin’ crops into the ground.
We heard the soldiers coming and we didn’t like that sound.
So we took a boat to Washington and burned it to the ground.

Oh... we... fired our guns, but the Yankees kept-a coming,
There wasn’t quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the Yankees started running,
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, oh, oh....
They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn’t go.
They ran so fast, they forgot to take their culture,
Back to America, and Gulf and Texaco

So, if you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches, and we’ll burn the White House twice!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
But the Americans won’t admit it
It burned, burned, burned,
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned,
Now, I bet that made them mad
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812

#10 Unread post by **Kal** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:28 am

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the damn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to "fudge" myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that "dog" Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!