not your average blonde joke..

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MASHBY · #1 Unread post by **MASHBY** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:33 am

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the banks underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies.....

"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

FattyJ · #2 Unread post by **FattyJ** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:07 am

Wow...I don't think I've ever heard a blonde joke that worked in her favor.

Mag7C · #3 Unread post by **Mag7C** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:52 am

She must not be a natural blonde.

Gummiente · #4 Unread post by **Gummiente** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:00 am

FattyJ wrote:Wow...I don't think I've ever heard a blonde joke that worked in her favor.

A Texan blonde and a New York brunette are seated next to each other on a flight. As the plane taxies down the runway, the blonde turns to the brunette and asks "So, where y'all from?"

The brunette gives her an icy glare and says "From a place where we don't end a sentence with a preposition", then looks out the window.

The blonde thinks about that for a minute, then taps the brunette on the shoulder and asks "So, where y'all from, b*tch?"

Telesque · #5 Unread post by **Telesque** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 6:34 am

Gummiente wrote:The blonde thinks about that for a minute, then taps the brunette on the shoulder and asks "So, where y'all from, b*tch?"

BOOYAH!

FZrider · #6 Unread post by **FZrider** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:28 pm

I've heard that one before. Very good.

QuietMonkey · Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:41 pm

finally a blonde joke worth repeating mashby! perfect New York setting. huge chuckles. the airplane one is not so bad either -- good reminder of the odd girl who's a tad bitter