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need some advice ...

#1 Unread post by tanitatt »

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
































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#2 Unread post by Skier »

Haha, that's good.

My question is: is your wife hot? I mean, what year/make/model?

(Of the bike, of course)
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#3 Unread post by SHADOW1100T »

Your wife said for me to tell you to bring it over to me so she and I could fix it :lol:
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:laughing:

I saw it coming, and I still laughed...

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#5 Unread post by Bluebabe »

Well, geez. I didn't see it coming. Here I was, feeling all sorry for you and trying to figure out how to tell you to see the obvious signs :shock: ....good, very good.......

I guess I am a little naive....oh, well. :o
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#6 Unread post by ceemes »

I have some news that will make both happy and sad














Yer missus tells me your willy is bigger............ :laughing: :laughing:
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#7 Unread post by CrotchRocket »

My first thought was, "why the hell is this guy bringing it up here"... Then I started to get really pissed, like, "what a "dog"", and then I was like, "thank God this isn't happening to me :)"

Glad it was a joke, you got me!
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#8 Unread post by Kal »

ceemes wrote:I have some news that will make both happy and sad

Yer missus tells me your willy is bigger............ :laughing: :laughing
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