The Cajun and the Turkey

[norsseman]

The Cajun & the turkey


A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a Cajun
carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked him, "Where did you
get that turkey?"

The Cajun replied, "What turkey?"

The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."

The Cajun looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done
roosted under my arm!"

The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed,
so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you
break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll
break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are
you gonna do with him?"

The Cajun said, "I guess I'll just kiss his "O Ring" and let him go!"

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