Do you remember your first kiss?

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Brackstone · Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:23 am

Johnj wrote:I'd have to say yes, and yes. I have to go sit on my bike and make vroom vroom noises now.

I feel a lot better.

I thought I was the only one who did this on rainy days!

Darth Snootchie · Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:58 am

Brackstone wrote:
Johnj wrote:I'd have to say yes, and yes. I have to go sit on my bike and make vroom vroom noises now.
I feel a lot better.

I thought I was the only one who did this on rainy days!

Heck no, I'd wager that there's lots more people around here that do that.

Me included.

Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:09 am

Johnj wrote:I'd have to say yes, and yes. I have to go sit on my bike and make vroom vroom noises now.

Derail · #24 Unread post by **Derail** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:40 pm

I got my new helmet and jacket in the mail a few weeks back. I was running around the house in them.. my friends saw me through the window

once i saw them i whipped my imaginary bike around and drove it back to my room and got ungeared before greeting them.

Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:34 am

Derail wrote:I got my new helmet and jacket in the mail a few weeks back. I was running around the house in them.. my friends saw me through the window once i saw them i whipped my imaginary bike around and drove it back to my room and got ungeared before greeting them.

lol, i would have greeted them with the gear on

I did something similar, i went out for a ride before the holloween party my roomates threw a couple years ago, and came back uncostumed. I promptly donned my helmet and walked around a bit talking to people telling them my name was Valentino. I only took the helmet off because the beer wouldn't fit under it.

#26 Unread post by **sv-wolf** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:32 am

blues2cruise wrote:
I had always envisioned that when men got to be in their 50's and 60's that they would have matured. I'm sure a lot do...

I mean that they have matured beyond thinking like a 14 year old.

Blimey, blues, you don't ask much, do you?

I've always thought that women 'mature', while men just grow older.
Most of the time we have to rely on a crust of habit and some acquired acting skills to get us through.

It can work well enough!

#27 Unread post by **sv-wolf** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:47 am

It depends on what you mean by 'kiss'. In the nineteen-fifties' pop songs that gave me most of my essential education, it was a well-understood euphemism for something else.

So yes, I remember my first bungled and fumbling 'kiss' extremely well. It wasn't 'something else' but it was kinda elaborate. It sort of happened by accident in the haybarn of a local convent. At a extremely tender age I'd become smitten with a young and very experiemental Polish girl whose name nobody could pronounce but everyone called Puff-choo. It all started when I asked her if she wanted a ride down the hill on the back of my trolley (four mis-matched pram wheels and a plank).

Perhaps more dramatic and more comprehensible to me than the 'kiss' itself was the sudden and frantic appearance in the doorway of a tiny nun who thought we had gone into the barn to smoke and were going to burn the convent down.

Hay, I decided, in later years, is much over-rated.

Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:22 am

sv-wolf wrote:
blues2cruise wrote:
I had always envisioned that when men got to be in their 50's and 60's that they would have matured. I'm sure a lot do...

I mean that they have matured beyond thinking like a 14 year old.
Blimey, blues, you don't ask much, do you?

I've always thought that women 'mature', while men just grow older.

Actually from what I have seen....men's bodies certainly do grow older....but their minds seem to regress.