Do I Know You?

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Do I Know You?

#1 Unread post by poppygene »

Do I know you?

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming.

He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before.

Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and then she walked out of the store.

The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children! "

Then he got a little panicky."I don't remember her," he thought but, MAYBE...during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!

He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"

"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's second grade teacher!"

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Let me get this straight... it's one down and four up, right?

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#2 Unread post by blues2cruise »

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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour

that was going on. So God called one of the angels and sent the angel to

Earth for a time.

When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are

misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second

angel to get another opinion."

So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time too. When the

angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true The earth is in

decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were being good,

because he wanted to encourage them...give them a little something to help

them keep going.



Do you know what the e-mail said?


















Okay, just wondering; I didn't get one either.
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