I don't have a truck or anything, so does anyone know of decent shops in town that could pick it up or come out to install a new one? Or failing that, anyone able to help me get it to a shop, or install a tire here for some combination of money, beer, and gratitude?
Ordinarily I'd like to try it myself but in this case I just want it fixed as quickly as possible, if only to sell it and get a different bike once something is done about the sociopaths next door.
