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Man- thats ugly.

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Dog Officially World's Ugliest

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. (AP) — The owners of the other contestants in this year's World's Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance — until they saw Sam.

The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise.

The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there's the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.

He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.

"People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad," she said. "I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine."

Sam, who's pushing 15, has something of a cult following after winning the contest — and fans' hearts — for three years running.

"So many people have told me they've got his picture on their refrigerator. He certainly has a little cult following," Lockheed said. "I did years of professional musical theater and never achieved the fame Sam has."
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#2 Unread post by cruisinflatout »

[wtf]

and there's a cult following???...dang...more people to buy a bike and get a life and stop living vicariouly through ugly a*s animals....

(Nice find btw...although I'm a lil curious what search phrase a guy has to pop into Google to come up with something like that.... :laughing: )
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I knew i liked cats better for some reason. Yikes!
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Man... that's not a dog, that's a St. Louis sewer rat.
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Ouch!
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#6 Unread post by AmericanWeiner »

Psycluded wrote:Man... that's not a dog, that's a St. Louis sewer rat.
No no, it's the rat monkey from Dead Alive!

For reference- http://www.magicdance.co.uk/ratmonkey3.jpg
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#7 Unread post by totalmotorcycle »

OMG!

That THING is alive?!?

I thought it was one of those "mumified" dogs!

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