Geography: This intersection is like most of the local over passes: 3-4 east/west lanes, with 2 left turn lanes in either direction. There is one right turn lane in each direction that feeds into 4 lanes - two of which take you on to the frontage road, two of which get you on the freeway. To get onto the freeway from the right turn lane, you have to cross the 2 frontage road lanes, and possibly merge into traffic that has turned left across the intersection. (The intersection.)
The sitch: I'm in the 2nd (right side) left turn lane, first in line. There is a pickup next to me. I get my green arrow and take off. Looking ahead, I see nothing more untoward than an eastbound Nissan slowing to turn south. Cool.
Road's clear, so I lean into the turn a little more than usual, having a little fun. I'm not flying, but probably doing 45. I'm about 3/4ths of the way through the curve, at the point when frontage road lanes and freeway lanes meet, when I look over to the right to make sure all is clear that way... and see the Nissan.
He has cut across both frontage road lanes and made a straight shot for the freeway lanes... and me. Anticipating the worst, I do a quick mirror check to ensure that the pickup isn't right next to me and my escape route is clear.
Thank god it is because, as I look back at the Nissan... it is now halfway into my lane, immediately next to me. My front tire and his front tire are even... and he is 8" away from me, and closing quickly.
I'm not being cut off here, I'm being frickin' run over.
Throttle, lean, pray... I have enough time to realize that lowsiding - and subsequently getting smushed - is a real possibility here... and I'm out of the way by the time he even notices I'm there.
Looking in my mirror, I see his passengers freaking out and him, now all the way in the lane space that I had been occupying a split second earlier, hitting the brakes and looking like he just soiled his pants.
The most amazing thing about it though, was how smoothly it all happened. No panic, no adrenaline, just a 'This may suck', a 'Jeeeeeeesus' and... all clear. I don't think it could have been more fluid had it been rehearsed.
Just had to share. Be careful out there.
