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#1 Unread post by Brackstone »

It turns out that Canadian Geese are what downed Flight 1549! I bet they were trained specifically to go for American Planes!

I believe this is more than enough evidence to commence a tactical invasion.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/12/hudson ... index.html
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I guess a bald eagle counter attack is in order. I'll get one and throw it at a Mountie and knock him of his horsey.
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#3 Unread post by ceemes »

fireguzzi wrote:I guess a bald eagle counter attack is in order. I'll get one and throw it at a Mountie and knock him of his horsey.
Sheeet. you are going to have to come here and get your Bald Eagles. We've got so many of the buggers in the Lower Mianland, that they are sometimes considered to be a nuisance. Plus you better get a dozen or so of them, being cowards and all. I use to watch them get chased off by a lone Seagull when I lived in Sechelt.
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Brackstone wrote:It turns out that Canadian Geese are what downed Flight 1549! I bet they were trained specifically to go for American Planes!

I believe this is more than enough evidence to commence a tactical invasion.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/12/hudson ... index.html
ahem. That was simply a training exercise of the 23rd CWDL Kamikaze Wing. We've got such Squadrons, Wings and Groups scattered all over the US. Invade and they will be set loose. Submit now and they stay on the ground. :mrgreen:
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Clearly, our pilots can take on your geese any day. :mrgreen: But I have noticed that the geese are migrating less, and hanging out at our malls more and more . . . you have something to do with that?
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#6 Unread post by High_Side »

Brackstone wrote:It turns out that Canadian Geese are what downed Flight 1549! I bet they were trained specifically to go for American Planes!
We're the new axis of evil. Genetically mutated birds to poop on your lawn and take down your airplanes. (We're seriously lucky that Dubya isn't able to do anything about it anymore) :mrgreen:
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I hear that Sully fella is quite the hero....well have to set a beaver loose on him.
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#8 Unread post by Triumphgirl »

I dont think the US can afford a tactical invasion on anyone right now.
Perhaps our southern friends need to look to their northern friends for advice. We dont need to spend billions on the newest advanced war machines. They just need to train birds. :lol:
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Triumphgirl wrote:I dont think the US can afford a tactical invasion on anyone right now.
Perhaps our southern friends need to look to their northern friends for advice. We dont need to spend billions on the newest advanced war machines. They just need to train birds. :lol:
Hey.... money's no problem down here. If we run out, well........ we'll just print some more!!!! :party:
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Triumphgirl wrote:I dont think the US can afford a tactical invasion on anyone right now.
Perhaps our southern friends need to look to their northern friends for advice. We dont need to spend billions on the newest advanced war machines. They just need to train birds. :lol:
lol, where do you think we got the Stryker from?

Never mind the fact that we have 3 times as many...
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