Riding with BuzZz

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Riding with BuzZz

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On Sunday July 10/05 I got the opportunity to go for a ride with BuzZz from the forums. As you probably all know, he's sitting a FJ1200 currently and all I can say is... FAST. Here's my quick report:

I'm working nightshifts this weekend. This means that my typical day consists of working 7pm to 7 am running the crane, or hefting around lumber for railcar blocking. Afterwards it's a 15 minute ride home, and a long hot shower, which is followed shortly by passing out to awaken around 4 or 5 and do it all over again. This weekend however was to be a little different. I'd been previously contacted by BuzZz letting me know that he'd be in town, and he was interested in getting out and about for a bit. Definately a great opportunity to go riding.

I was expecting a phone call on Sat around 2 or 3 which wakes me up a little early, but would give us more time to ride around. Being something of an insomniac I woke up at 1:00 and waited for a call. The appointed time came and went without a phone call, as I watched storm clouds mass in the distance. By 6:30 when I was getting ready to leave for work it had started pouring, so I didn't feel to badly about it.

Work was the usual, I spent about 10 hours throwing 30lb 4"x4"x8' s into railcars and then positioning them so that the steel could be chainslung out of the railcars when it gets delivered. I REALLY wish more places had electromagnetic cranes. Anyways...
Sunday I was rudely awakened by the sound of my Dad beating on my door bellowing some nonsense about my friend wanting to talk to me. All of my friends know better then to call me on a day like today (nightshifts) so I was curious and a little warry, but I answered anyways.
"Did I wake you up?"
"yes"
"do you want to go riding?"
"Yes"
"how long do you need?"
"1/2 hour"
"Mee at Sorentino's in 45 minutes then"
Frantic rush to get my gear, pack food for work that night, and cram some of the same down my throat. It's 3PM, last time I ate was 3 AM, and I manage to eat a small container of applesauce and an old dry cornbread muffin. Today is looking good. I make the rush across town getting there two minutes early. BuzZz of course arrives 10 minutes late, with a buddy in tow. It's okay though, I passed the time trying to figure out which of the 5 or 6 cruisers wandering around the parking lot belonged to him. Turns out that the answer is none of them, but I see one in his future.

Watching the road I see a couple sportsbikes headed my way... a Fj1200 (BuzZz) and a Gixxer 1000 (his friend whose name I forgot...). I can tell that I'm in trouble.
I should clarify that statement. All of my past riding experience has been with my friends and Aunts/Uncles riding club the Retreads. This means I typically ride with cruisers and tourers. A far cry from the liter bikes I'm facing now. I've typically taken a lack-a-dasical approach to riding as a slow start for me is the same as a fast start for my friends. My biked is named the Hornet and aptly so... it handles like one. But I'm facing a pair of torque monkeys, this is going to be tough.

So anyways, I'm now faced with a couple of true supersports, though I don't think that anything that's purple could truely be called sporty... And I just went from the fastest in the group to the slowest and I know it. And they are determined to show me.

We talk for a couple of minutes, and decide to head down to Hawrlack Park. So they take off, and I play catch up. Out onto Sherwood Park Freeway, and I can already tell what kind of a ride this is going to be. I round the right hand corner, and they're already 2 blocks away. Throttles twist for a reason, so I hammer into mine, and discover the true powerband. Not the sedate one I've been riding, but the POWER BAND. And I take off. I catch up and notice that the Gixxer's left turn signal is on. Turns out it's almost always on, and that's more then a little distracting. Seems we cannot remember how to turn it off.

We take off down the freeway passing what few cars there are and weaving around the slow moving traffic. *All at the speed limit of course, obey the law kiddies*. We get up to Whyte Ave, which is pretty much totally shut down for some street sale thing. And end up in the wrong lane of stopped traffic. BuzZz's friend gets in, in front of a big yellow truck, BuzZz gets his wheel in, and I prepare to follow. Traffic starts, they go, I get moving, and the truck guns it. Stops about... 2 inches from my elbow. But I don't get smeared so it's okay... I guess.

We weave around Whyte Ave for a while, crossing and recrossing it until we find ourselves on Groat Road. We take Groat to the park. And circle around looking for a spot to stop. Stopping in the shade we "sit and talk." Which really means watch all the scantily clad women, and laugh at the guys driving by. High points included a blinged out hummer, several white boys in trucks blasting rap, an old guy doing the same. Tons of ugly sports cars. a purple V-max, some guy on a Harley in a fullface, full leathers with a woman on the back in a skull cap, tank top, and sandals. Asian guy on a v-star wearing a harley jacket and more that I'm sure BuzZz will pipe in about.

The high point of my day was pulling up to a stop in which BuzZz indicated I should take his spot and stop at the Gixxer's right, instead of behind them. He stops, and looks to his right to talk to BuzZz but I'm there... confused look, and a glance to the left. BuzZz is RIGHT there! Flicks off his turn signal and yells, "Use this RIGHT! It's pissing me off!"

After he pulled away, I had to say, "that was awsome!"
"We've been riding together since we were this tall, we "fudge" with each others bikes on the highway."
*nervous laugh* no touchy *point at my bike*

All in all one of the best rides of my life, as I had to actually use my bike close to its potential. Watching those bikes power out of the corners makes me understand why someone would want a liter bike. Though BuzZz looks like a toy sitting on his... soooo small ;) All in all I cannot wait to go riding with him again.
Of course I'm generalizing from a single example here, but everyone does that. At least I do.

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#2 Unread post by Psycluded »

Dang, sounds like fun. :)

Gimme a week or so... I'll be back on a 600cc supersport.
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#3 Unread post by BuzZz »

Good story Sev.

About how I remember it, too...... but you didn't hear the discussion me and Corby(Mr. Gixxer) had before we showed up.....

"Kay, this kid is Mr. Safety, and pretty consevative, so we can't be pullin' the kinda s**t we ussually do. We'll freak him out."

"Whatda mean 'freak him out'?"

"I mean first we'll lose him, then we'll find him, then we'll scare the hell out of him."

"Why?"

"Well mostly 'cause it's fun.... but, most people don't ride as close as we do, play 'catch me' every 2 minutes, bully thier way into traffic, or any of the stuff we do, really. So let's take it cool."

"If you say so.... can this kid ride?"

"Dunno, let's find out.".....
Now it should be noted that me and Corb have been riding hard together since before puberty. We ride like one person together, from years of blasting stupid-fast dirtbikes side by side for miles and hours on end, close enough to poke each other with our barends when we want and many more years blitzing the local roads, doing pretty much the same thing. Corb wasn't asking if Skooter could operate a motorcycle, he was asking if he could 'ride' it.

So we roll in and meet Sev. Jeff, Coby, Corby, Jeff..yada, yada, yada.... "where we going?"
Two blank stares. Great.

"Come on guys, you two Yahoos live here, fer crissakes, where do you ussually ride?"
Stammering and mumbleing...
"Fine then. Let's hit the park and look at half nekkid chicks. Only, I ain't been to Hawralack Park in....(dam, even with my boots off, I run out of counters).... since before Skooter was born(ouch, that hurts), so one of you will have to lead."

Skooter looks too nervous to even blink, so Corb takes piont and we take off. Well me and Corby do..... Sev is a little slow off the mark, but catches up and catches on fairly quick.... go like hell until it's illegal, then back off. Repeat.

Me and Corby are keeping fairly far apart, but I can tell it's still making Sev nervous.... he's keeping his distance and probably wondering if he'll make it home. After some heavy traffic and a little agressive cage manipulation, we are stymied.... Corby is half lost, and me and him have been on the bikes for about 4 hours now, so we stop to drain some fluid and take some more on.

So now I am leading, with only the foggyest idea of how to get there. Some how, we make it. We cruise the busy peep show, look at the freaks, park and become some of the freaks. General B.S. and insult session, some non-P.C. and possibly illegal burning, lots of flesh-n-freak spotting, and we wandered off back to where we started... sorta.

Once we got close, nobody knew who was going where, so we all just kinda split off on our own path for a while. Me and Corby met up again and stopped for fuel, Sev took his chance and bailed out fer home.


Sev held up pretty well, but we did tone it down some, out of compasion for The Boy. I seriously thought he would be freaked beyond recovery, but I'm glad to hear he enjoyed it too. And wants more..... practice stretching that throttle cable and feeding the clutch sooner.... we were only cruising, JR. Things only heat up from here...... so be dam sure you know what your getting into. :wink:

And I got news for you, Boy. You and me both are always gonna look like we stole daddy's ride, no matter what bike we ride...... sucks, but we will always have a power-to-weight advantage, and I can't see myself ride anyway, so it has never bothered me.
No Witnesses.... :shifty:

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#4 Unread post by Sev »

I wasn't quite as nervous as you think I was. But I did know that you guys can stop and start a lot faster then I can. So of course I kep t my distance. By the end of the day I was practically dumping the clutch at every shift just to keep up with you guys. And emergency braking to a stop. And when I "bailed" :P I made it home with enough time to eat a sandwich and get to work. I did make a point of letting you know I was heading home at the stop light. You pretended you didn't know me :P I really wish you'd come up next weekend. The one I have off.

Thanks for letting me ride with you though, I'll work on my acceleration and braking.
Of course I'm generalizing from a single example here, but everyone does that. At least I do.

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Sounds like a good time, guys. I wish I had been there. I like riding in the back - don't have to worry about holding up anyone else, and I like to watch folks riding their bikes. Nice to know you guys are getting in some ride time together - very cool.

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Get a room.

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Stop watching.
Of course I'm generalizing from a single example here, but everyone does that. At least I do.

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#8 Unread post by ZooTech »

Oh, c'mon now, Guys. I don't think Sev could even handle Loonette. After all, her bike is 1000cc's bigger than his! :shock: :laughing:

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ZooTech wrote:Oh, c'mon now, Guys. I don't think Sev could even handle Loonette. After all, her bike is 1000cc's bigger than his! :shock: :laughing:
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