Does your bike have a name?

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#31 Unread post by Trobairitz »

Gummiente wrote:
And no, I haven't named my toaster. But I'm pretty sure it doesn't like me.
Wrote a song about it, like to hear it? here it goes.....

My toaster has a first name.... it's T-O-A-S-T-E-R.....

Just doesn't have the same effect as the Oscar Meyer song does it?

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#32 Unread post by Gummiente »

Trobairitz wrote:Wrote a song about it, like to hear it? here it goes.....

My toaster has a first name.... it's T-O-A-S-T-E-R.....

Just doesn't have the same effect as the Oscar Meyer song does it?

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Not really, no. :D But if it burns my bread one more time, the name I'm gonna call it won't be printable and won't fit the rythym of the song, either. :evil:
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#33 Unread post by tymanthius »

I've never been much into naming vehicles either, but I got inspired by a kid the other day.

I was sitting waiting for my 16 yr old son to get off work so I could bring him home, when this 4-5 yr old kid walks up and is about 6" from my helmet (I leaned over to accommodate him, and says "you helmet has dragons on it!". Then he backs up, looks at my blue BMW 650 & says "You have a dragon bike!!"

Got me to thinking, so I named it in the style of a Pernese Blue Dragon, Mith. The blue dragons do fit my personality. ;)
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#34 Unread post by shane-o »

I dont name bikes and cars, its a practice that makes about as much sense as religion, come on, who truly believes a virgin gave birth and a dood died only to come back to life again :) geezuz what next ;)

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If I had to name it I would call it "The Doodle Squasher" cause after a few hours with my meat and 2 veg slammed up against the tank bangin along our shiteful roads thats exactly what it does, squashes me doodle.



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#35 Unread post by MZ33 »

Can anyone enlighten me on this naming your ride phenomenon?
Uh, nope. Either it grabs you or it doesn't.
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#36 Unread post by MAKER »

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#37 Unread post by Tennif Shoe »

HOLY sh_______________T, well i guess that's what I yell at it when I go wide open throttle
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#38 Unread post by cycleman3763 »

THOR! "God of thunder, and rock and roll. The spell you're under, will slowly rob you of your virgin soul!"
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#39 Unread post by shane-o »

cycleman3763 wrote:THOR! "God of thunder, and rock and roll. The spell you're under, will slowly rob you of your virgin soul!"


What ever your smoking, I want half of it .

No more drugs for you !!!






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#40 Unread post by froldt »

Named my motorcycle Gertrude. Then, depending on my cleaning tendencies, she would be either "Purty Gerty" or "Dirty Gerty".

After the upcoming re-build, I'll probably come up with a different name, though.
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