An Italian, a Frenchman and a Mexican are drinking at a bar engaging in man talk.
The Italian says:
"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non-stop for five minutes."
The Frenchman says:
"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with an aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes. She was very happy."
The Mexican says:
"That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter and then made love. I made her scream for two consecutive hours. "
The Italian and Frenchman are astonished.
"Two hours!" they say, "That's phenomenal! How did you make her scream for two hours?"
The Mexican looks at them. "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
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