People say I'm stupid and apathetic. I don't know what that means, and I don't care.
Always wear a helmet, eye protection, and protective clothing. Never ride under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
I wanted to go but my travel agent is a bit deaf. She booked me a room in Sturgeon. Now I'll just be fishing. But I do plan to wear a bandanna and put bugs in my teeth so that I can pretend I'm at the rally.