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High_Side
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#31 Unread post by High_Side »

blues2cruise wrote:Dear Bonehead

Would you mind putting down your newspaper while you drive your vehicle?

Sincerely, the person in the lane next to you. (But not for long)
Funny, I don't recall reading the paper.....

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#32 Unread post by Amdonim »

Dear that State Trooper,

I understand that handing out tickets is an important part of your job, but crashing through a median at 30mph and almost killing a motorcyclist to do it kind of defeats the purpose.

Sincerely,
Glad you weren't after me though.

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#33 Unread post by blues2cruise »

Amdonim wrote:Dear that State Trooper,

I understand that handing out tickets is an important part of your job, but crashing through a median at 30mph and almost killing a motorcyclist to do it kind of defeats the purpose.

Sincerely,
Glad you weren't after me though.
Did you report him?
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#34 Unread post by blues2cruise »

High_Side wrote:
blues2cruise wrote:Dear Bonehead

Would you mind putting down your newspaper while you drive your vehicle?

Sincerely, the person in the lane next to you. (But not for long)
Funny, I don't recall reading the paper.....
:laughing:
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#35 Unread post by Amdonim »

blues2cruise wrote:
Amdonim wrote:Dear that State Trooper,

I understand that handing out tickets is an important part of your job, but crashing through a median at 30mph and almost killing a motorcyclist to do it kind of defeats the purpose.

Sincerely,
Glad you weren't after me though.
Did you report him?
Thought about it but I didn't get his car number.

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#36 Unread post by dr_bar »

Dear that guy,

Please beware!!!


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#37 Unread post by Tennif Shoe »

dr_bar wrote:Dear that guy,

Please beware!!!


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exactly


Dear anyone near me,

I will be pulled over at any moment so you may stay clear because they will never take me alive

thanks
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#38 Unread post by Amdonim »

I wonder if it would be illegal to drive that if the guns were fake. Probably.

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#39 Unread post by blues2cruise »

Amdonim wrote:I wonder if it would be illegal to drive that if the guns were fake. Probably.
You could probably expect a S.W.A.T. team to enter your vicinity. :P

You'd get your 15 minutes of fame though before they hauled you off to jail.
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#40 Unread post by Wrider »

blues2cruise wrote:
Amdonim wrote:I wonder if it would be illegal to drive that if the guns were fake. Probably.
You could probably expect a S.W.A.T. team to enter your vicinity. :P

You'd get your 15 minutes of fame though before they hauled you off to jail.
Just ride around in circles with your fingers on the triggers... Who's gonna try to come in when you're doing that toward EVERYONE???
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