Cheers Buzz, Wrider. Thanks for the advice on the SV.
Buzz, as you will see below, I er, umm... the Daytona... well, you better read on a bit.
Thursday
Got the Daytona back from Simon at the Letchworth dealers. Simon's verdict: nothing seriously the matter with the bike except - tyre pressures racked up to hell! Hmmm! Yes, but...
Anyway, how did that happen?
Tyre pressures were the first thing I thought of when the bike started seriously squirreling around. I am always careful with them – one of the few things I am meticulous about.
I check first with a hand gauge, pump the tyres to the correct level as shown on the foot pump, and then double-check with the hand gauge again. If the hand gauge and the foot pump gauge agree to within a couple of psi I’ve always reckoned, the tyre pressures are likely to be correct.
As soon as I got the Daytona home on Thursday I borrowed my neighbour's pressure gauge and tried it out on the Daytona. Whereas his gauge was reading 36 and 42 front and back (where Simon had set them), my hand gauge was showing around 20 and 29. My foot pump was showing something similiar - just a little higher. What p1sses me off is that the hand gauge is new. I chucked away the old one only a couple of months ago when it started to give variable readings. This one is going back to Halfords.
When Simon had checked, both my tyres were reading in the region of 50 psi. No wonder I was slithering all over the place! I asked him to adjust the suspension while he was at it since it was a bit hard. I’ve been fiddling round with it recently and couldn’t get it quite right. He did a good job. Suits me fine. The ride feels much smoother.
[Buzz, I rang him up afterwards and asked about the swingarm pivot bearings. He said he hadn't noticed anything. If there had been a problem - I'm pretty sure he would have noticed.]
Friday
The Daytona is now riding better but not perfect. I went for a longish ride this evening after work and the improvement was noticeable - while I was riding on main roads. For the last five miles home, I took the twisties where there was still some surface water hanging around. In these kind of conditions she still feels less planted than she used to. On the other hand I didn't have any serious slides. So let's say thats a 70% improvement. Is the remaining 30% just down to me? I don't think so, but I'll let you know.
Saturday.
Wet and windy. Several new books and a DVD were calling to me. Did not go to the NEC Motorcycle and Scooter show as planned.
Sunday
Slightly wet and slightly windy. Got up late. Checked myself out for resistances, reluctances and bloody-mindednesses; assessed them as minimal and decided that I would go to the NEC after all. Packed my waterproofs; fixed a tailpack onto the back of the Daytona (not that I was intending to buy anything, of course), got myself together slowly, had a hurried breakfast, abandoned the housework and set off for Birmingham and the NEC. Time 11.45 am.
It’s a dull ride up to the NEC. Apart from the first ten miles it is motorway all the way, (M1, M6 and then M42 for the last few miles.). The M1 is always very busy and demands full alert mode. There are no real overtaking lanes on this road since, most of the time, all three lanes each side of the central reservation are packed solid with traffic travelling at similar speeds (usually at or something above the national speed limit of 70 mph).
The traffic in the outer lane is usually a little faster than the others. I headed for the outer lane and stayed there. My head was dull that morning so I had to clear it out. The best way I have found to do that is to listen. I listen to everything: traffic noise, engine noise, helmet noise (everything you are likely to hear on a motorway). That stopped my morning thoughts chattering inside my head, and settled me down to the ninety minute haul up to Birmingham. The M1 always puts me into total defensive mode. I ride eyes sharp on the traffic up ahead, in front and everything in between; I make regular checks in the mirror; and I cover the brake when the traffic gets particularly dense or a potentially hazardous situation develops. I keep other thoughts down to a minimum.
This was going to be a boy racer day. I knew it was going to be a boy racer day when, just beyond the Toddington Services, a youngster in a black saloon attached himself to my tail. He flashed me twice to get past despite the fact that I was riding only twenty yards behind a tightly packed line of traffic. (Idiot! I can do without impatient twnety-year-olds harrassing me from behind. I would have moved over for him if there had been any point. But there wasn't. So I didn't.
When flashing his lights didn’t work, he tried other methods. Three times he tried to undertake me (and the cars ahead of me) by scooting fast up the middle lane whenever it cleared for a few moments. Three times he failed to get back into the outer lane and had to fall back again behind me - and sometimes several other cars as well. On the fourth attempt he managed to pass a few vehicles and squeeze back into the outer lane ahead of me. That put him in the middle of a long orderly queue. He had gained two car spaces, and there he stuck. Ten minutes later I passed him again when he tried to undertake once more, and was forced back by slow vehicles in the middle lane. Back to square one, matey!
I pulled over at the Northampton services to fill up and to get some lunch. My body made it quite clear that it wasn’t in much of a hurry that afternoon and, left to its own devices, would have been very happy to sit around for an hour or so with a plate of fish and chips (without the chips). The rest of me, on the other hand, wanted to get to the show before it closed. A private debate ensued, and while I was deciding whether to stay or to crack on, several coachloads of youngsters in traditional muslim gear arrived in the services cafeteria.
Most had strong Midlands accents, and were horsing around. I watched them for several minutes, finished my meal and decided to crack on. In the loo a mass islamic foot-washing event was taking place. As the basins were not designed for this kind of activity, it was a fairly gynmastic exercise. A few minutes later, when I walked outside to get back on the bike, the kids were all lining up in the forecourt and had started to pray in the general direction of the motorway.
Although there are large muslim communities in my part of the UK, somehow out here, beside the roar of the M1, the culture clash seemed particularly acute.
Religion! (of whatever kind) - it's unfailingly bizarre!
From Northampton it is not far from the M6 turning and then only half an hour or so to Birmingham. Once past Corley I moved over into the left hand lane to make sure I would get good sight of the exist sign for the NEC. So many tall wagons use the outer lane on this road and the NEC sign is so dinky that I have occasionally missed it.
The NEC site is vast and confusing and looks more like a warehousing complex than a prestige exhibition centre. I found the entrance, worked my way round the endless ribbon of Perimeter Road and finally turned into the temporary undercover bike park (a huge, echoing and otherwise empty exhibition hall).
The show was, as everyone had said, fairly low key this year. But I hadn't come with any particular expectations, just to enjoy a day out. The effects of the recession on the show were palpable. Many of the major manufacturers were missing. Aprillia wasn’t there; Ducati wasn’t there (there were just two bikes on a small stand); Honda was very visibly not there.
But Norton was there! That was a name I never expected to see at a bike show ever again. The company's new flagship Commando SE was on show as were the S model and a café racer. I tried them all out. The deep knee-holes in the tank give the bikes a very waisted look. This and the engine configuration makes them remarkably skinny. The seat is like a plank but surprisingly comfortable (at least for the few minutes I sat on it). If I could afford one…
Norton stand at 2009 NEC motorcycle show
Norton Commando
Commando
1959 Norton Dominator
I got some pics of several interesting classics. I had a long conversation with a bloke who restored them. I checked out the stands of a dozen motorcycle touring firms. I politely accepted leaflets from a variety of semi-clad young women. I sat on a large number of bikes. And I generally had an ejoyable time for several hours.
Enfield Bullet
200cc Ducati elite 1960
japanese-engined Speedway bike. Look at the stroke on that thing! The bloke on the left is its restorer
So what did I buy? I did very well until the last thirty minutes of the show. For a full three-and-a-half hours I bought nothing, was tempted by nothing, desired nothing. Then I gave in. In the space of a few short minutes I bought one thing I thought I needed, one thing I sort of wanted but didn’t need, and one thing I didn’t know I needed until I saw it and wanted it. Could I afford any of these things? Could I hell! Bang went my austerity drive. But what’s a couple of weeks on bread and soya milk compared with the pleasure of new bike-related purchases.
Well, so now you want to know what it was I bought, I guess? OK. Here goes.
The thing I didn’t know I needed was a pair of alarmed padlocks - two for 20 quid. Not bad. I can absorb 20 quid easily enough. they are sensitive little buggers. Tap them once and they beep, tickle them twice and they scream. The same goes for anything you touch that they are attached to, like a chain. I can make good use of them; one for the bike one for the shed. I account them a 'good buy' – so long as they continue to do what it says on the label.
And then I bought… No, I’m reluctant to tell you what I bought, ‘cos what I bought was something I have always said on this site I would never buy. It took one moment of weakness and my reputation was forever in tatters. (Oh the shame of it!) I bought myself… I bought... OK! I bought myself a pair of heated grips for the winter.
BUT IT WAS ONLY BECAUSE THEY WERE BEING SOLD AT A BIG DISCOUNT PRICE!
It's true! It really is. (And look, don’t tell me I shouldn’t use capitals in a blog because it looks like I am shouting at you. 'Cos I AM FUC*ING SHOUTING AT YOU! Just in case you should think I’m getting soft. (Meep!) Actually, I bought them to test out my technical competence in fitting them. I probably won’t actually
use them. ??????
Oh, go screw yourself!
Moving swiftly on!
The third thing I bought was a real boy’s toy. I bought myself a helmet cam. It’s a cool looking little device, slim, streamlined and made of rubberised plastic, neat and entirely self-contained. It comes with a 4Gb memory, mounts, and remote wrist control unit. And it cost me £165. I’m rather pleased with it. All I need to do now is to work out how to use the bloody thing and how to upload the vids onto U-Tube. When I've done that I'll put a link on the blog and introduce you to a few local rides. That will keep me occupied for a while and out of trouble.
God, I feel technical already!
Made out of motorcycle parts.
I didn’t get lost coming out of the NEC this year. Nor did I go the wrong way up the M42. And most particularly, I didn't end up in Stratford-upon-Avon. But I was tired and stopped off for nearly an-hour-and-a-half at Corley services (just a few miles from the NEC) before continuing on home. Initially, there was a good reason for the stop: I had a nagging feeling that I had forgotten to do up on of the straps on my tail pack and had left it dangling down beside the back wheel. Once I had stopped to check in the car park though, the bright lights of the restaurant drew me in. There had also been warnings of traffic snarl-ups ahead on the roadside information boards. By taking a break now, I hoped to avoid the peak traffic and get a cleaner ride home. Once inside the services, I bought a magazine and settled down to read, to think about how I was going to use the helmet cam, and to dodge a fountain of milk that sped my way from a young customer at the next table.
I was pretty pleased with what I had bought. And pretty pleased, too, that there was one thing I did not buy - even though I had been sorely tempted to it. This was a GPS-driven speed-camera detector (quite legal) - a piece of essential kit in these islands. I'd seen the same bloke hawking them at the BMF Tailender show back in September and nearly bought one then.
According to the manufacturer, it will give warning not only when you are approaching fixed speed cameras but police radar vans as well. Because entrapment is illegal in the UK, the police have to register in advance precisely where they will be with their nasty little devices at any particular time. The info is available on the web. You simply download it weekly into your little box of tricks and then ride out with a smug look on your face. The GPS system does the rest. Nice idea! But on this occasion financial sobriety prevailed and a speed-camera detector is one piece of kit that will have to wait for another time. (Perhaps till the Excel bike show in London next month.)
The journey home from Corley was uneventful - if you discount the blustery wind near Newport Pagnell that suddenly blew me right across the carriageway and left me riding uncomfortably close to the central reservation. Soon after that it began to rain and for quarter of an hour the M1 dissolved into a damp and twinkly confusion of cats eyes and moving lights. Late commuters were getting impatient now for food, home and the TV. Whenever lanes opened up now, they started sprinting down them. (Not me, of course!) Unlike those I encountered on the way up, these were largely middle aged and elderly boy racers driving black four by fours.
Though I've had many more unpleasant rides, I was glad when I saw the lights of Luton up ahead, and gladder still when I turned off onto the slip road and saw the first sign to Hitchin. From there is was a short ten mile ride along roads where even the darkness was deeply familiar.