For those of you who are as keen as mustard to see if you can spot me on the TV in the crowds enjoying the festivities;
Look for the guy who will be naked, and dripping in honey, being chased by many hungry women

In case I dont survive, I shall leave you with this humdinger;
"when guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns!!!!"
and
"Light a man a fire & you'll keep him warm for a day.
Light a man on fire & you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life"
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