I wave at everyone. Which is nice.
Well everyone except BMW riders because they are so ...you know..uppity.
Oh and Honda riders, I wont wave at them either. Because they are just like BMW riders only without as much money, so they get no waves.
Oh I almost forgot the Harley riders. No point waving at them because they are wicked people and sacrifice animals and what have you. If I waved at the Harley riders people might not get the difference.
I dont wave a Buells because they are practically Harley riders.
Red bikes. I cant see myself waving at red bikes because red is a color of bike a guy would buy if he wasnt going to ride safely and sanely. Red bikes give us all a bad name and an excuse for legislators to outlaw bikes i hate red bikes. I wont wave at them and you cant make me.
Anybody wearing an orange vest while riding wont be seeing ME wave at them. Because they are safety nazis. They just go around yammering about how unsafe this or that thing isnt safe to do on bikes, or how this or that gives us all a bad name. Why cant they just mind their own business instead of mine and yours? I cant tolerate those intolerant orange vest wearers. They get no waves from me.
I can see nothing good coming from waving at zen buddhist monks on bikes really. I wont do it I tell you. Zen Buddhist monk shouldnt be on a bike in the first place. How zen-like is it really to jam around on a bike? A zen Buddhist monk is only a temporary thing. He will either quit biking or quit the monastary soon. He cant have both. Ditch that yellow robe first Cletus...THEN maybe Illl wave to you,
Copsickles. Why would I wave at a guy who is probably going to pull me over and ask for my autograph in about a minute anyway? Wave at them? More likely to shake my fist at them.
So I mostly wave at my own smiling reflection in those big plate glass windows. Which is nice.
