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Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam recipes! (inspired by a spammer)

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User has been banned for peddling junk of a non-motorcycle nature.
But I like the recipes, so the replies stay. :wink:
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Johnj wrote::spam:
Reuben sandwich

8-oz can sauerkraut 8 slices rye bread
1 cup grated swiss cheese 3 tbsp butter, softened
1/4 cup Russian dressing 12-oz can SPAM, cut into 8 slices

Rinse sauerkraut; drain well. In small bowl combine sauerkraut, cheese and dressing; mix well. Spread each bread slice on one side with butter. Spread half of sauerkraut mixture on unbuttered side of 4 bread slices; top each with 2 slices SPAM. Cover with remaining sauerkraut mixture. Top with remaining rye bread, buttered-side up. Grill over medium heat in skillet or griddle until cheese melts and sandwiches are browned on both sides. Yield: 4 sandwiches.
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Cold Spam Sandwich

Ingredients:
2 slices sandwich-size French, Italian or sourdough bread
2 slices Spam
2 slices American cheese
Kraft Sandwich Spread
Tomato slices
Lettuce
Sliced pickle

Directions:
Give one side of each of the slices of bread a light smear of the sandwich spread. Put in Spam and cheese, and top with whatever else you deem proper.
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csspostal wrote:
Johnj wrote::spam:
Reuben sandwich

8-oz can sauerkraut 8 slices rye bread
1 cup grated swiss cheese 3 tbsp butter, softened
1/4 cup Russian dressing 12-oz can SPAM, cut into 8 slices

Rinse sauerkraut; drain well. In small bowl combine sauerkraut, cheese and dressing; mix well. Spread each bread slice on one side with butter. Spread half of sauerkraut mixture on unbuttered side of 4 bread slices; top each with 2 slices SPAM. Cover with remaining sauerkraut mixture. Top with remaining rye bread, buttered-side up. Grill over medium heat in skillet or griddle until cheese melts and sandwiches are browned on both sides. Yield: 4 sandwiches.

I have to take serious issue with this. Canned sauerkraut is the Devil's handiwork. Use bagged or home made.
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