Time a man spends in the bathroom taking care of the four S's ten to fifteen minutes max.
Time a woman spends in the bathroom taking care of the four S's (but only admitting to doing three of them) ten to fifteen hours....and that is if she is in a rush.
How to take a shower
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Re: How to take a shower
Always ask why.
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Re: How to take a shower
Please clarify the "4" S's.
Pretty sure I know 3 of them...
Pretty sure I know 3 of them...
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Re: How to take a shower
dodo, Shower, Shave, Shampoo......of the four, women will only admit to the last three.....dr_bar wrote:Please clarify the "4" S's.
Pretty sure I know 3 of them...
Always ask why.
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Re: How to take a shower
I always included the shampoo with the shower...
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Re: How to take a shower
Because some people act so stupid about a natural body function...they make jokes, humiliate and embarrass.....so it's better to be quiet and discrete.....ceemes wrote:dodo, Shower, Shave, Shampoo......of the four, women will only admit to the last three.....dr_bar wrote:Please clarify the "4" S's.
Pretty sure I know 3 of them...
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Re: How to take a shower
Almost died laughing because it's SO TRUE!!!
But for the men's part, they forgot "clip nails into sink, leave bits all over" and "turn off water but not shower, so when your SO goes to rinse the cat bowl under the bathtub faucet (while bending over into the bathtub to reach), the sound effects go like "*WHOOOOSH* 'AAAAGH!!! DAMMIT [your name]!!!!!'"
But for the men's part, they forgot "clip nails into sink, leave bits all over" and "turn off water but not shower, so when your SO goes to rinse the cat bowl under the bathtub faucet (while bending over into the bathtub to reach), the sound effects go like "*WHOOOOSH* 'AAAAGH!!! DAMMIT [your name]!!!!!'"
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Re: How to take a shower
We don't forget, we do it on purpose. Sometime you got to make your on entertainment, and that is great comedic entertainment.Katharine wrote:Almost died laughing because it's SO TRUE!!!
But for the men's part, they forgot to "turn off water but not shower, so when your SO goes to rinse the cat bowl under the bathtub faucet (while bending over into the bathtub to reach), the sound effects go like "*WHOOOOSH* 'AAAAGH!!! DAMMIT [your name]!!!!!'"
Always ask why.