know what the hardest part of riding a scooter is?

[dr_bar]

Skooter didn't offend, just the implication you had to be gay to ride one

[JackoftheGreen]

Maybe we could find a similarly "immasculating" punchline that's less controversial than sexual orientation? Here are some suggestions...

Q: What's the hardest part about riding a scooter?
A: Telling your parents you grill with propane instead of charcoal.

Q: What's the hardest part about riding a scooter?
A: Getting your leftover quiche home in the panniers.

Q: What's the hardest part about riding a scooter?
A: Getting your wife/daughter/mother to change the oil.

Q: What's the hardest part about riding a scooter?
A: Finding shoes and a man-bag that won't clash with the color.

Q: What's the hardest part about riding a scooter?
A: Finding a helmet to fit your Pomeranian.

Q: What's the hardest part about riding a scooter?
A: Finding gloves that don't scuff your man-icure.

Q: What's the hardest part about riding a scooter?
A: Finding a supplier for pink windbreakers in size XXXL.

Q: What's the hardest part about riding a scooter?
A: Finding room for your "Meat is Murder" bumper sticker.

Q: What's the hardest part about riding a scooter?
A: Identifying your scooter from all the rest in the parking lot after the 'I Love Lucy' convention.

And finallly:

Q: What's the hardest part about riding a scooter?
A: Going through life with a name like Marvin.

Frankly, I don't think any of these are quite as funny as the original, but maybe with a less offensive punchline like those above, this particular joke -- or at least the spirit of this joke -- can be enjoyed by a broader range of personalities.

[jstark47]

I started out riding on a Honda Reflex. One had to be tough to ride that thing... the jolt from that little 12-inch wheel going over bumps went straight up your spine!

As far as gender affinity, sexual orientation and all that stuff goes..... as a straight male, I got more positive attention from young females with that bike than any other I've had. I'm married, but if I hadn't been.....

[sapaul]

Maybe we could find a similarly "immasculating" punchline that's less controversial than sexual orientation? Here are some suggestions...



Q: What's the hardest part about riding a scooter?
A: Going through life BEING Marvin.

You are wrong, the above is much funnier to me than the original line.

[MmeMagpie]

Maybe we could find a similarly "immasculating" punchline that's less controversial than sexual orientation? Here are some suggestions...



Q: What's the hardest part about riding a scooter?
A: Going through life BEING Marvin.

You are wrong, the above is much funnier to me than the original line.

Thanks. That coffee needed to be in my mouth, not on my keyboard.

[sapaul]

Your welcome

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[sapaul]

Sat 6th Oct 2012

Think Bike South Africa Marshals it's 7th annual JHB gay pride parade.