Dropped your kid

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tobe · #1 Unread post by **tobe** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:02 am

Ok when was the last time you dropped your kid? I was just reading on another site about people who have dropped there bikes and some fool said we all well drop our bikes sometime. Ok then I guess I am the exception because I have never dropped my bike in thirty some years (kid once or twice but that does not count.) Just how does one drop there bike that they just spent $7,8,10,000 on. Let’s think about this. Ok 600 700 pound bike one person (won’t say what sex but the eye and lip makeup is a give away unless you live in California.)

walking bike down driveway and of course on the opposite side of kick stand and lets not forget the motorcycle boots with 2 inch heels so they can reach the ground should they ever get on there bike. What was that they said opps, oh darn. ( would not have been my words) Two hours later as I drive by bike still laying on its side why you ask well I’ll tell you because the person in the pink helmet can’t find anyone who is welling to break there back and lift it up for them. Later that day I hear a guy saying he well give a hand, a guy with muscles you know one of those guys who can’t ride a bike because they can’t lift there leg that high to get on or touch there hands on there shoulder. Who needs TV I pulled up a seat and smiled as I watched this guy lift the bike up and I must say with what seemed with great ease. I feel off my chair some one call 911 I have fallen and can’t get up.

Yep bike up for a few seconds and right back down on the other side. This bike has spent more time on its side today then on its wheels, poor thing somebody shoot it already. Five hours later dad and friend and muscle man bike is up. Let’s see handle grips scratched, tank dent each side but only on turn signal broke. Went to bed got up and bike still sitting in the middle of drive got to go over and ask why the pink helmet was pushing it in the first place and why is it still sitting there? Hmmm

Tobe
Or not to be that is the question

bennettoid · Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:49 am

And now that you've said that...

Karma will happen.

#3 Unread post by **9000white** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:52 am

perhaps the seat was uncomfortable and she enjoyed pushing it more than riding it.
why didnt you help her get it lifted up?

tobe · #4 Unread post by **tobe** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:34 pm

She is the b on the block and thinks she is so good so smart and has a bod that could stop a buss full of munks. Ok so she could, for real something like lets see how did the old lady put it oh I well cut them off and staple them to your ears yep thats it, good enough for me to stay home. I did sneak over later and she told me the reason she was pushing the bike down the drive was to put a for sale sign on it. Dam she just bought it a few weeks ago. She needs someone to teach her to ride oooooooooooo bad thoughts bad bad...

Of couse I had to put on my boots and jaket before I went over

big bad biker with a donut on his seat

Gave her number for classes and where to get her bike fixed cheaper then a dealer. Went home and tried to look like I was bored.

tobe

High_Side · #5 Unread post by **High_Side** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:51 pm

tobe wrote:She is the b on the block and thinks she is so good so smart and has a bod that could stop a buss full of munks. Ok so she could, for real something like lets see how did the old lady put it oh I well cut them off and staple them to your ears yep thats it, good enough for me to stay home. I did sneak over later and she told me the reason she was pushing the bike down the drive was to put a for sale sign on it. Dam she just bought it a few weeks ago. She needs someone to teach her to ride oooooooooooo bad thoughts bad bad... Of couse I had to put on my boots and jaket before I went over big bad biker with a donut on his seat Gave her number for classes and where to get her bike fixed cheaper then a dealer. Went home and tried to look like I was bored.

tobe

I can't understand a damned thing you "said".

bennettoid · Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:23 am

High_Side wrote:I can't understand a damned thing you "said".

Loonette · #7 Unread post by **Loonette** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:02 am

I can't speak for the rest of the women on this site, but in my view you are about the most insulting person to come across these pages in a long time. I thought I could be patient with you, but it now has become apparent that you're not worth the time. You are so absolutely bitter about everything. You never bothered to introduce yourself in the "Start Your Engines" forum - you just started off spewing all your crud at all of us. Why? Is that all you want from a motorcycle forum - a place to bash everyone else in society? What a shame...

sapaul · #8 Unread post by **sapaul** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:30 am

Loonette, please don't be angry, this is a person who you should feel pity for. He has no respect for women and therefore will get none in return. How sad is that.

#9 Unread post by **9000white** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:07 am

Loonette.....the man is 53 years old--next year he will be 14.

Loonette · #10 Unread post by **Loonette** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:17 am

9000white wrote:Loonette.....the man is 53 years old--next year he will be 14.

And I'm not angry - like I said, I think it's a shame, the attitude he has. I'm just not going to invest my time and energy engaging with someone who has such a pathetic value system.

Cheers,
Loonette