So this recently divorced guy finds this old lamp and rubs some of the dirt off of it. Surprisingly a mischevious Genie magically appears out of the lamp and says.
"You may have 3 wishes but on one condition. Whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double."
So the fellow not really thinking too hard about it says, "I would like a million dollars."
**POOF**
The guy gets a million dollars. The genie shows him his ex getting 2 million dollars. Which he finds really frustrating.
Next the guy wishes for his dream car.
**POOF**
He gets his dream car but is shown his ex magically getting 2 of her dream cars.
Being really frustrated now, the guy thinks long and hard about his 3rd and final wish and finally says to the Genie.
"I wish you would beat me half to death"
